Unigons

Is there a BIG God to them? (like Zeus?)

Well, they have one BIG God like zeus, but there is an election every week deciding who it’s going to be,

They Gods has to say why they want to be the BIG God
and then they believers vote

What language do they speak?

Swedish and English

Ahhh… how many babies do they have at one time? (and is it eggs or live young?)

Eggs of course just like puppies

3-7 per time

How big are they?

When they’re fullgrown they are about the size of an grey elephant and the width between the wings are very large.

The females are a little larger than the males

How do they defend themselves?
How many Gods are there?
Do they believe in the Astology kinda stuff?

They’re a peaceloving species but if they have to defend themselves they uses their horns and breathe fires and kick with the legs and so on.

There are at least one god per believing Unigon.

They don’t believe in Astology but some of them believe in Astrology.

What’s the oldest Unigon on record?
How many have been spotted?
Do any have spots?
Stripes?
Specks?
Do they like mac & cheese?
Can they use computers?
Do they like cats?
How about dogs?

Do their horns have any special powers?

well if you grind their horns and then eat them you will have only LDs that night you ate the grinded Unigon horn

What’s the oldest Unigon on record? Ifol he became 233 years old his female Lofi became 230 years old.
How many have been spotted? 42
Do any have spots? No
Stripes? No
Specks? No
Do they like mac & cheese? Nope
Can they use computers? Well, they don’t have hands so it must be a voicecontrolled computer
Do they like cats? Yes, they always protect cats in danger
How about dogs? They likes Dogs*

*for dinner

:lol: I saw the small print. :razz:

Do birds live with them as family or pets or not at all?
How about lizards?
Snakes?

Do they sleep upside down?
Can they balance on their horns?
What is the fastest they can run?
Have they experimented with genetic engineering?
Are their voice operated computers intelligent?
Do they have access to space?
If so do they have any generation ships?
If so what stars are they going to?
Will they take over the human race one day?
Are they interested in science?
Are they more advanced than humans?
Should I fear their existance?

Why can’t the unigons answers these questions for us?
Why are you such an expert on unigons?
Would unigons try to kill me if I chopped off their horns?
Do unigons have access to these forums?
If so whose signin have they stolen?
Have unigons infiltrated the CIA?
Will unigons take over dreams and frighten anyone that thinks about them?
If so can unigons actually kill people by entering my dreams?
If they can get into our dreams and they like a particular human will they help them become lucid?
Can I ask more questions if you don’t answer these?

Do unigons snore?

The use birds to clean their teeth
Well a unigon is a sort of big lizard so lizards are like family to them.
They are afraid of snakes

They stand up when the sleep.
No
50 km/h but the can fly at 3 times faster than the speed of sound
No.
No (the are just voiceoprated computers not artificial intelligence computers)
No ( well the can fly to space but they wouldn’t survive)
No
No stars since they can’t survive in space
No
Yes
No
No ( well yes if you do something that turns you into their enemy)

Because they are not members in this forum
I have studied them
Yes
No
the haven’t stolen anyones signin
No
No they usualy don’t frighten people
No they can’t kill people in dreams.
Yes the love to help dreamers become lucid
Yes you can ask more questions if I don’t answer these