Once I had some weird dream I can’t remember quite well right now, but at the end, someone threw a bug on my foot, and it startled me. The thing is, I ended up waking up kicking the wall >_>
i once found myself standing over the toilet standing against the wall. and then went to the bathroom( i dont know what i was dreaming) then i reawoke with ym refridgerator open, and i was opressed against the side to kewl down. i have down akwards things from sleepin g sadly.
The other week my mum came to wake me up and when she opened my door I jumped out of bed and started prancing around with my hands up like a boxer waiting for a fight.
I’d hate to think what would’ve happened if I didn’t wake up quickly enough and realised she wasn’t a dream assailant 
I got one. 
WELL, we had bought a painting- a fancy one, with a frame and glass and all. As you guys know, I sleep on the floor. We planned on hanging it up the next day, so it was propped against the table.
In a half awake/half asleep faze, I decided to kick the living daylights out of some monster DC… and kicked out the glass of the painting. 
Hehe, yeah… 
I was with some friends at one of their houses and it was really late at night so half of them had passed out or gone to sleep but a couple were still awake playing some video game. I went to sleep on the couch and in the morning they were all talking about how I told them about “the stars” in my sleep…
Im still livin’ that one down… 
Last night I dreamt that I did film studies and I had a part time job as an actor. When I woke up I was really confused for a moment because I couldnt remember if I was a film student or a physics student!
I think I had a maths-y dream the other night, but I dont remember what it was. I wrote in my dream journal “is there a problem [something] results 0,0,0”
I always get really confused when my alarm goes off… I usually set two alarms and I cant work out which one it is.
I wake up dribbling quite a lot, and I remember once I woke up and said “arghhh!” I think I had been shouting in the dream but luckily it wasnt too loud when I woke up. Also one time I’d had a lot to drink, and when I went to sleep I sleepwalked and peed on my computer chair…
I laughed of your story some one are very funny !
Sorry but I dont have funny stories like theses to tell.
The worst I have done is surely that I was talking IRL when I was dreaming and my parents will understand.
But sleepwalking scare me Im glad to dont have them.
Its so dangerous… You dont know what you can do.
Thats why I will never kill someone in my dream… Unless its against my will
This morning–after waking from a very good dream–I found myself hugging all up on one of my pillows…
Not too stupid–not as stupid as my other stuff…but–that’s just wrong. 
^^Hey, nice avatar, rad!
It’s a lot better than mine, I don’t even know what mine is supposed to be…
Recently have I done anything stupid? Not to my recollection…
But a while back…say last summer, I was staying at my aunt and uncle’s gettaway. There was this one window that had a beautiful view of this lake, and instead of there being a tiny windowsill, there was enough room to lay down. Cushions were already there, so I grabbed that spot. I remember waking up with the bright sun in my eyes, and I grumpily rolled over…and I rolled enough so that the cushions slipped, I fell, and knocked my head against the hard wood floor…HARD!
Not a good way to get up. I don’t recommend it.
I went to sleep in a hammick which was over twigs and stones and all sorts of great sharp pointy stuff…need i say more
Hey thanks blissfulblues, I’m a family guy buff. I like your avatar too, it looks like a little spaceship in the middle. 
hahaha, I used to do this all the time when I was younger! I used to roll right out of my bed almost everynight. And the bad thing was that there was a desk right next to my bed. So a lot of the times I rolled off of my bed and smashed my face right on the corner of the desk…I can tell you I had my share of bleeding noses as a kid. 
One time I woke up, and for some reason I didn’t think I was allowed to go back to sleep in my bed. So I got up, got a blanket from the closet, took a pillow and went to sleep in the living room.
Another time I was sleepwalking and my mom told me later that she found me in the kitchen trying to push a dish cloth saying “I can’t put it back, OH NO, I can’t put it back!!!” 
Heh!
As for falling off of beds, I can think of something my dad does all the time.
Every once in a while he’ll fall asleep on our couch he’ll slowly slip of…one body part at a time…Over time he rolls on the ground until he ends up halfway across the room!:???:
Not my pillow, no, MYSELF! I woke up and thought “WTF, why am i kissing my arm?”
I used to wake up hanging from the side of my bed. I was only small, so my sheets held me up, and i always woke up every morning with my face on the floor…
i woke up biting my pillow lol and i woke yellin at my sister lol my brother pied in the refrigerater
Heh, I have done some interesting things. One night I had a dream that this funny little thing wouldn’t get off the roof of my car. I slammed on the brakes and it flew off the roof. I then went to give it a huge soccer kick straight into the woods. When I did I woke up just as my toe drove straight into my dresser. I think I may have ended up fracturing it, though I never did go to a doctor.
Another time I was at a camp sleeping on the top bunk. One morning I woke up and there was blood all over my face and my pillow. My nose also hurt like hell. Apparently in the middle of the night I had fallen off the bunk. Everyone else in the cabin woke up and ran in to see what was happening. I got up, yelled at them to get the f**k out of my room and got back in bed. Of course, I had no recollection of this.
I also move a lot in my sleep. In my old room I had to keep a matress against the wall because I used to hit it so hard I would wake up my parents. The first night in my new room downstairs I put an 18" circular crack in the gyprock.
One time i went to sleep in one room, and woke up in another… strange… i was tucked under the covers and everything. Woke in the spare bed…
Once I had a dream where I had some kind of telepathic powers. I could say or think the name of an object next to me and then it would appear on my hand. I woke up in the morning and thought I could do it IRL too. Now that was a huge disappointment.
Another time I had fallen asleep and in the middle of the night I had gone to the bathroom eyes wide open! My mom told me about this in the morning. I no memory of it at all. Strange.
once i went to bed during the super bowl and my mom told me that i had sleep walked into the basement and said “nice fish” and fell asleep on the floor how queer is that 