Funny quotes, situations and powers in dreams

I Love being chased when Lucid!
Once I was at one of the bars, the same bar I visit in my Dreams quite often (among others) <its not a real life bar though. I started trouble with every one for a laugh, they all (about350ppl) chased me and what fun we had. They must have enjoyed it also, as I was changing the scenery to my advantage but they were very persistent about the capture of me it was so funny. The chase must have been about 35mins of percieved real-time. The excitement along with a smooth flow of activities throughout the chase was a very, very energy consuming mission for me. I literaly hopped along untill I had a good lead, a nice big space imbetween me & them then I stopped moving. Just as the front line was almost touching me I blasted off watching the world dissapear beneith me as I traveled to the middle of nothingness where I stopped, still being in Lucid controll, and laughed untill I woke up with a massive grin spread over my face as the sun-light just then escaping from behind a cloud entered my room through a space inbetween my bedroom curtains.
What a Tease, TeeHee :tongue:

One of the most interesting moments i had was when i was actually told that i was dreaming.
I was having a normal dream, which was partly a nightmare… What happened is that i was bitten by some sea snake at the beach and it turned out that i was now ireverrisble ill and would not have long to live. I later in that dream got a note from my doctor about medications to ease the suffering and maybe make my life a tad longer. Well, what it said on the note was something like this: “You are dreaming!”

I had a dream that a woman ventured out into the dessert. (It kinda reminded me of the commercials for tomb raider I’ve seen) She then ran into the Jumbo Shrimp (from Simpsons). After a little, a man came to save her life (Maybe Indiana Jones?)

Either way, the 20 or so foot tall Jumbo Shrimp :rofl:

I saw a music cd called “Names Mice Easy” in a dream.

The janitor from Scrubs told me a joke the other night:

“When is six bad? When five ties him up.”

Stabbing junk food was also interesting.

My favorite-ever lucid cue from a DC: I was wandering through an old house when I came upon an old lady in the attic. I started to walk up to her, and suddenly she started singing… the Tigger Song? Well, not quite.

“Oh, the wonderful thing about dreaming
is that dreaming’s a wonderful thing…”

I had to try very hard not to fall down laughing, that probably would have ruined my lucidity. :wink:

I managed to remove my socks without removing my shoes in a dream o_o; I only noticed how bizarre this was when I woke up. Plus, I was attacked by a flock of chicks (the bird, I mean).

I think this includes the first two of the above :razz:

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I managed to remove my socks without removing my shoes in a dream o_o; I only noticed how bizarre this was when I woke up.

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Hee! I remember one dream where I kept taking off my shoes and socks and finding more shoes and socks underneath. it took me forever to figure out why it was taking me so long to take my socks off.

A couple of nights ago I dreamt that a monkey was my father! Seriously. I hugged the monkey in my dream, and I instantly knew that he was my “real” dad lol.

:rofl: Olesiathedreamer, you had me laughing quite a lot after that post. You reminded me of something simialir.

In one of my dreams, my father came towards me and when i looked at him, this is what he was looking like:

a tall man with a formal tuxedo with a wire hanger for a head :happy:

Extract from a dream recorded 13-6-06:

Last night I had a dream I was at work scanning my dentists order at my Safeway checkstand, when all of a sudden the computer was scanning the items wrong. I remember I scanned a toothbrush he wanted to buy and it came up saying it was Diablo II… yeah… lol

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT PLZ TELL ME!!! AAAHH!! :cry:

that would scare the hell out of me. :eek:

Vombog sounds like FrogDog.

Man I had to read this a few times, it was really funny. :lol: :lol:

All of the dreams in this thread are soooo funny!! :cool_laugh:

Here’s a particularly funny (probably more weird) one from my DJ:

Sorry Argitoth, I woke up with those words ringing in my ears!

“Gaexeauxxiyvelse”
Ya, that’s what the paper said…and I had to read it out loud! :eek:
Also:
“You don’t want to blow Phibillbibillbody to kingdom-come!”
Heh…I was teaching a kid about magic…

All in The Archive! (Link in sig)

I was listening to some music on my ipod with a friend. The title of the song :

“Your a loser”
:eek: :lol:

Ironically, it was one of my favourite songs at the time :cool_laugh:

My brother was about to shoot this crazy kid with a T - shaped gun that shot tent stakes, when…

He pulled the trigger, and dimes and pennies flew out.

There was a weird machine in a dream of mine…