Last night I had a dream I was at work scanning my dentists order at my Safeway checkstand, when all of a sudden the computer was scanning the items wrong. I remember I scanned a toothbrush he wanted to buy and it came up saying it was Diablo II… yeah… lol
“Gaexeauxxiyvelse”
Ya, that’s what the paper said…and I had to read it out loud!
Also:
“You don’t want to blow Phibillbibillbody to kingdom-come!”
Heh…I was teaching a kid about magic…
A recent one comes to mind that really made me crack up (later)…
I woke up one morning and I was leaning up in bed still very groggy and not quite with it yet. My wife looks at me and asks me what’s wrong, she could tell I was trying to tell her something. I said “Meernt-meernt’s going to be on television…”
Meernt-meernt is my mom’s cat… something about the already silly name and then the fact of dreaming that my mom’s cat was going to be on TV cracked me up (after my wife told me about it later, I needed her to me remind me that it happened). And also the fact that I was struggling to tell her this crucial bit of news.
I had a really fun LD recently where I decided to experiment with the DC’s. I was in a really good mood and decided to break into a song. Then all the nearby DC’s started joining in from their cars, buildings, etc. just like a Disney movie!
In a dream of mine, Kristin Kreuk, from “Smallville” series, were the moster thing from “Lost” series O.o. She levitated around and desintegrated people. =P
I already posted this in another thread but I think its more fitting here:
One time in a dream one of my friends convinced me that this old man who he had been following was a giant lobster in disguise and we were going to capture and eat him in a festive banquet. After devising several extremely stupid plans (all failed) to catch this “lobster in disguise” We gave up only to find out he in fact not a lobster. the end. lol pretty stupid I guess
In a recent dream of mine I had to refuse a marriage to a crazy little girl who talked a lot of nonsense and was covered in dried mud, leaves and feathers. She also worshipped a demon.
So I decided to be nice (Read: Fear of horrible death), and told her I couldn’t marry her just because my dad “thought she was weird”.
Me: But I really think you are beautiful!
Mr. Smooth. That’s me. slaps dream-self in the back of the head
Long story short, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meets Pirates of the Caribbean. I was a ninja turtle, and I jumped in the water to try to save Orlando Bloom. My dreams get pretty wierd when I sleep late, don’t they?
I watched TMNT recently, but that was about it. And about Orlando Bloom, he stopped drowning when I jumped in. That’s when I started drowning until a deus ex machina scene change saved me.
Three days ago, in the begining of the dream, I was with Jet Li going through a fried-chicken-made cave O.o"
At the end of the dream, Jet Li killed some guy throwing a hashi in his throat… a “little” crazy, but one of the best dreams I ever had =P