My latest title: I can’t drive because my brakes don’t work, and I can’t ride my bike because my lint brush dosen’t work.
“Lemons Bring About the End of the World” was today’s.
“Brains taste like water!”
“Freddy Krueger drives a Pickup.”
“Running Up Dead Tress and Turning into Eagles is not Covered by Dream Insurance Policy No #44512”
“The Car and Toy Relation Theory”
“Creepy Lady of London”
“Perfect is Possible. . . . Isnt it?”
mine are
The magic ball
The god i wasn’t suppose to see
another world
Reality tv show
Control buttons
My computer on the parking space
not so funny doh 
Well I’ve started to name them actually…It’s quite fun 
These are afew from the last couple of nights (not very interesting):
The tin shed shack and the weird milkbar
The ‘couch’
The random 4am megaload (I woke up and had a recall of 11 dreams…So I decided to call them all the megaload )
Lollies for me?!?
And thats about it for now! 
I’ve had a few odd ones since I last posted here, the two weirdest being:
In Which I Am A Brat and Conquer the Aliens
Regressions and the Water of Vaguely Eerie Magical Stuff
“shopped once, then once more and girl who brushes too much”
I had a pretty interesting pre-lucid dream this morning:
“Astral Projection to Heaven”
It was a pretty amazing dream, but the city in it was not quite as good as I had hoped for.
“Michael Jackson?”
I became lucid when my nose fell off…
“First Person Vibrator”
Dream involved pretty much that…
“Surfing U.S.-Holy Crap That’s a Big Wave!”
Gosh, I can’t believe I went this many months without ever seeing this thread! I loved so many of the titles shared. Such clever, fun ways to describe your dreams!
And of course, I just had to go flip through one of my old dream journals and choose my own collection of crazy titles. Here goes:
*You Can Buy Hair If It Won’t Grow
*Tammy Turns Invisible
*Can You Fix Shattered Teeth?
*She Fell As Quiet, As Quiet, As a Leaf Falling to the Ground
*That Could Create A Law Suit
*Two Rows Of Bottom Teeth And A Floating Gas Station
*Mary, We Don’t Have Waterproof Windows
*The Scissors Stabbing
*Who Da Man? Yoda-Man!
*Children For Sale
*Snorting Green Orchids with Sahadeva
Good times! 
[title]I Can Hear You! Silly Narrator.
On the 12th Day of Dargonmass My True Love Gave To Me…12 Missed Dream Signs! [/title]
I actual became lucid out of boredom, not a DS 
“Circuit-board-fixing-friday”
“Unnecessary surgery team”
time for this topic to be revived 
some of my newer ones…
Moogle’s Little Shop of Horrors or … Follow That Cat!
“I forgot to hypnotize my dream characters”
My dreams are very unusual, so pretty much all of them had unusual titles… Still, lately the titles haven’t been as creative 
This night’s was good: “Naked Luigi and The Boondocks in Game Land”
Great thread; the imagination from the dreams is visible in the title making. 
My unusual titles-
1.‘En el tope de la flor, son hermosas’ [on the flower’s top, they’re beautiful]
2.Walking on the* Seashore of nonsense [* half translated from spanish]
3.Harvesting Wheat, Pigeon Peas and death machines.
4.Shootout,Battery Smuggling and Memory Games
5.Teleporting from charm to mock
6.Oniric Orgy
7.Mountain Dew takes you directly to the toilet
8.More Breath, more cuisine, more ulah lah.