The BIG Cat Lover & Dog Lover Topic III

:rofl: I saw this and thought i would share :content:

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary

6:00am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing!
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
6:00 pm - They’re home! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

[i]Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although
I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless
must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that
keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I
once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means,
and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow – but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that
the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives
special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more
than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be
an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am
certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now… [/i]


Don’t know if this is the proper place to post this…if not I’m sorry :sad:

But my dog had puppies :

Sorry if pictures aren’t allowed either :sad: :sad: Hopefully a mod will move this to the correct place :smile:

The last one :smile: makes me smile and looks like shes posing for a photo shoot :tongue:

Heehee.

They all have names. Blackey, Spencer, Daisy and Peanut the runt

:sad: Sorry about putting in the wrong place :smile: thank you for moving it ^^;;; sorry again!

:aww: sweet puppies

aww how cute puppies :content: I’m not usually a dog person, but who can resist those guys? :aww:

Those puppies are sweet! :content:

That’s the really huge great thing about having a female pet :content:

I think I speak for all of us when I say… “awwwwwww!” :happy:

Blackey! We tried to name him Grouse but it didn’t fit him :sad:


Spencer, Daisy, then Peanut, the runt. :smile: The baby. :smile:

My dog Rundtomrask when he was a puppy…

Rundtomrask and his sister snuggled up together

Awwww :smile:

Rundtomrask looks like he’d be a very friendly and well behaved dog.

Well we hadn’t planned to keep the kittens … our intention was to give them to good homes. So we just chose suitable temporary names…
Trouble for the boy :tongue:
Dotty due to her being white with a few black dots :content:
and then the youngest it was difficult to tell if she was male or female … so we chose Leo (which we could just add C to if she turned out to be female.

It was funny, she used to run around with Trouble and act like him. Then one day we looked and found out she was female … and suddenly Cleo changed her behaviour :eh:

Needless to say we couldn’t bear to give them away in the end :happy: and they are now 5 years old :smile:

My dogs. :content: A bit wet, they just were walked to Borgerswold, and then they can run through the forest and swim through the water. :smile: The brown one is Falco and the brown with white one is Tobi. :happy:

Falco Again. :smile:

Cute pets named after characters in Star Fox. Awesome, Moinsquerien.

Yeah, they’re cute huh? :happy: But… Falco and Tobi in Star Fox? :eh:

Adorable dogs! Falco especially!

Here are some pics of my dog, Buddy:

awww Buddy looks so sleepy :content: I used to stroke a shop owners dog who looked like him. He often stood outside and was probably more popular than the shop itself :tongue:

My cat’s going to have the house to herself (relatives will come to feed her) from Sunday to Saturday as we’re going to Cornwall. I’m always a bit worried becasue we rarely all go away at the same time and she loves humans company so much. (She’s more like a dog than a cat) We spoil her a lot too - nearly always sleeps next to me on my bed.

I have 2 cats one called simba and one called timone :woo:

Simba is Black and white and has scruffy ears because he likes to fight with other cats (one has a little tear in it o half te ear is straight up and the other half is bent :shy: ) He also has an eye problem but It does’t really affect him much he acts normal and goes out to kill small maamals and birds a lot. He also barely ever miaows but thats alright 'cus he purrs a lot.

Timone is a white and tabby cat. He has three legs because he was in a car accident before I owned him and it had to be amputated :cry: . He looks weak because of that, but don’t let it fool you he beats up other cats. This one time this stray cat kept coming to our house because we fed it once and timone ran outside when I opened the door and pounced on it. we never saw that cat again. He is annoying, he dribbles when hes happy :eek: , he licks peoples toes :yuck: , and miaows really loudly which is annoying in the morning.