I found this joke to be one of the best ones I’ve ever heard. I heard it 6 months ago but I can’t find it so it’s written straight from my memory.
(Translated from Swedish)
A woman was driving along the road when a cop shouts for her to pull over. The woman parks her car aside the road and the male cop comes up to her.
“Excuse me ma’m but are you aware that you were driving way too fast?”, the cop says.
"Oh, I’m sorry., the woman answers
“Do you have a drivers license?”, the cop says.
"Yeah, I think it’s here somewhere along with my gun, the woman answers
“You have a gun in your car?!”, the cop says.
"Ah, yes, it’s not the most modern gun, and it has blood stains all over it but it sure works good., the woman answers
“Blood? Who’s blood?”, the cop asks.
“The blood from the guy I shot, he’s laying in my luggage space along with some hitchhiker from last week.”, the woman answers.
“Oh my god, stay right here!”, the cop command the woman.
“As you wish, officer.”, she answers.
The cop walks quickly up to his car and calls for backup.
The chief police walks up to the woman, armed and backed up by two other cops. The cop who pulled her over is standing back at his car.
The chief of police asks the woman to step out of the car. She does exactly what she’s been told.
They search her car but cannot find any bodies or guns.
“One of my men told me you had two dead bodies in your luggage space, is that true?”, he asks the woman.
“What? No, not at all.”, the woman aswers chocked but calmly.
“I also heard that you had a gun in your car, is that true?”, the chief of police asks her.
“Absolutely not! Let me guess, he’s also told you I was speeding?!”, the woman answers.
This is not the original joke (which I’m sure was much funnier) but this was written from my memory.