unusual dream titles

Gosh, I can’t believe I went this many months without ever seeing this thread! I loved so many of the titles shared. Such clever, fun ways to describe your dreams!

And of course, I just had to go flip through one of my old dream journals and choose my own collection of crazy titles. Here goes:

*You Can Buy Hair If It Won’t Grow
*Tammy Turns Invisible
*Can You Fix Shattered Teeth?
*She Fell As Quiet, As Quiet, As a Leaf Falling to the Ground
*That Could Create A Law Suit
*Two Rows Of Bottom Teeth And A Floating Gas Station
*Mary, We Don’t Have Waterproof Windows
*The Scissors Stabbing
*Who Da Man? Yoda-Man!
*Children For Sale
*Snorting Green Orchids with Sahadeva

Good times! :colgate:

Last night I had 2 LD’s:

[title]I Can Hear You! Silly Narrator.

On the 12th Day of Dargonmass My True Love Gave To Me…12 Missed Dream Signs! [/title]

I actual became lucid out of boredom, not a DS :tongue:

:rofl:

“Circuit-board-fixing-friday”
“Unnecessary surgery team”

time for this topic to be revived :grin:

some of my newer ones…

Moogle’s Little Shop of Horrors or … Follow That Cat!

the Sky at Night (or ‘AN FA ATE MY LD!’)

Atheist’s Devils

if only this was a dream…

Breeding Like (Stuffy) Rabbits

“I forgot to hypnotize my dream characters”

My dreams are very unusual, so pretty much all of them had unusual titles… Still, lately the titles haven’t been as creative :razz:

This night’s was good: “Naked Luigi and The Boondocks in Game Land”

Great thread; the imagination from the dreams is visible in the title making. :smile:

My unusual titles-
1.‘En el tope de la flor, son hermosas’ [on the flower’s top, they’re beautiful]

2.Walking on the* Seashore of nonsense [* half translated from spanish]
3.Harvesting Wheat, Pigeon Peas and death machines.
4.Shootout,Battery Smuggling and Memory Games
5.Teleporting from charm to mock
6.Oniric Orgy :content:

7.Mountain Dew takes you directly to the toilet

8.More Breath, more cuisine, more ulah lah.

I don’t have many weird titles, although I should since my dreams are usually pretty weird. But here are the best I found:

“Pencil for a Talking Hand”
“Floating with Black Dog”
“The Flower Unicorn”
“Sirius Black’s Brain Operation”
“Carla’s Chipmunk Babies” (Carla is a character from the TV show Scrubs)

I have a few…

“There’s no reason to rob me, all I have is corn”
“Do Not Eat The Seashell of Cephalalgia”
“The Grand Escape of the Flying Mattress”
“The Witch of Artificial Plastic Vegetables Attacks”

They aren’t that bad, but they sound better in Portuguese.

Hey, another Brazilian member? Or maybe from Portugal? A friend of Bruno or Felipe Gall, perhaps?

Anyway, my latest unusual title is “Argh! He touched my tra-la-la!”.

For those who don’t get it, it’s a joke with a strange music/video that’s been around the internet for some time by now, which has a guy going “Ooh, you touch my tra-la-la, oooh my ding-ding-dong…”. Look for it in YouTube, it’s kinda funny. No explicit material, other than the dumb lyrics.

Rodrigo, I’m Brazilian, but I don’t know Bruno or Felipe Gall (or you!), since I’m not from São Paulo (at least I think Bruno and you are from there). But even if I were from São Paulo it would be a big coincidence if I knew any of you, I guess.

Aaah I see :smile: Anyway, bem-vindo! (welcome)

For the topic, another title: "TV Chat and How to Make a Dildo Out of Bread "

“forgot about bee in mouth and temporary wife” - 01/29/08

February 13th-14th - ND - I don’t want to see your orgy or your giant porn

Back to the Philippines AND Back to the Philippines… wait what?! again?!

Wow 20 Dreams?!

Visions of the Future…jk

My friends a stripper?!

YAY AWESOME DREAM FUNTASTICOCITYTACULAROCIOUS

Dream 2(yes i called it Dream 2)

Hooker Love

The Apocalypse… of high school?!

Time for another bump… :peek:

from my DJs

  • No DCs Were Hurt During The Making of This Dream
  • Well, I am in a dream…
  • Reality Rip
  • Oct 17 - Slug Eggs
  • Oct 18 - slugs, SNAILS and puppy dog tails
  • Oct 20 - slugs, snails and PUPPY DOG TAILS and a sigh of relief

Hehe

Some are more interesting than actually funny but. Worth listing! This was a fun exercise 😊

-Parental Displacement
-Not so Lovely Lovers
-Jumble Dream and Bar Scene
-Campus Khal
-How Do You Even Name This
-Silk Reality
-NBAliens
-Journey to the Secrets
-Office Rivalries and the Isle of the Exes

Most of my titles aren’t funny, the strangest I could find in my dream journal are:

  • Donald Trump gets locked in a toilet
  • Disney Princess Tarot Deck
  • “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”
  • å·é¢¨ (kawa kaze, a breeze off a river)

The last one is only unusual because I’m writing in Japanese in the dream. (And I’m probably not quite getting it right). It might or might not be just a cool coincidence that kawakaze is the name of a character from a computer game/anime/manga franchise. The manga writes it as 江風.

From my dream journal :content: (im dutch but i tried to translate it as good as possible):

  • The climbing colony
  • Flying school trip
  • With bare feet through the rain
  • Inflatables and garden hoses
  • Beach hospital
  • Moon train
  • Screaming carrots
  • Birthday drama

I usually keep my titles short, write down the first words that i associate the dream with

this thread is so fun! i love everyones titles. i never titled my dreams before this month and am not very practiced at it yet so this thread has good material :grin:

this series of titles made me so curious i had to go read them :spinning: :yuck:

my best so far:

  • hypnagogic logic
  • bloom job