Whose DCs have said the strangest things?

Last night there was this random dude who appeared out of nowhere.
Me: “What did you eat in high school?”
Dude: “Burritos.”
Me: “Well this is my dream so it could have been anything.”
Dude: “That’s true.”

I was suffering from amnesia in this dream and this guy comes to me and says he’s my husband,he introduces this kid to me as his kid, i ask him if its my kid too, he says ‘i’m not sure’ :tongue:

I’m walking around the parking lot of a shabby estate I live near. Two people, a man and a younger woman, are having an argument about him sleeping with other women. It sounds like it’s happening in the distance.
Man: I love you. I’ll always love you.
Woman: Then why did you do this?!
Man: Because I loved them!
…and then a gong rings out and they go silent.

And also:

In a house…

Old Woman: Are you alright? Did something scare you?
Me: Yes
Old Woman: You needn’t worry!..You are dreaming after all.
(completely miss cue, and then she turns into a statue. Scared I walk outside, look up, and see pieces of Lego floating in the sky with this black fuzzy dusty stuff attached to it)
Me: Right you black s***! Do that again and I’ll f****** kill you!

My favourites out of that lot :grin: Those are great :lol:

:rofl: sounds like one of my friends when we have our random conversations/ is high :tongue:

You might have to read the dream to understand it but ANYWAYYS!

Me and my (?) DC girlfriend were inside an old abandoned convenience store holding apples while showing them every last candy there.

She yells, “THE APPLE IS GOING TO DIE!”

And I reply, “NO! THEY CAN’T! I PROMISED TO SHOW THEM AROUND THE WORLD! HURRY! HURRY!”

It was possibly the most random dream on Earth… xD

I dreamt that I was sitting on my friend’s couch and she walked in with her boyfriend and they both sat down by me… and I was all angry at them and jealous because they skipped out on me or something…
So I’m pouting and one of them tries to talk to me, and I say, “Whatever, it’s like a negative balloon.”
And then I start laughing hysterically for no reason until I woke up…

I think Hannelore wins.

Personally I can’t remember any remember any amusing dialogue from my dreams. I don’t really remember much of what is said in my dreams, it’s the events that stay in my mind.

I think that one is quite funny, or the time I lifted up a street in a lucid dream, and threw it onto my brother. He said ‘You could also have trown a box on me, but no, Erik has to throw a whole street!’ :happy:

Has anyone got more hilarious one-liners to spare? =P

A few excerpts…

There was a man running around what appeared to be a spaceship, pressing things, sending and recieving messages. He was talking to himself, and at one point said “Why is it like my dream? All I do in my dream is press switches, on and off, on and off!”

I had a flashback vision from the tortoise, showing the place where we were, but millions of years ago, before humans existed. There was a line of animals and dinosaurs, all following each other down a path. He said the following statement:
“People always depicted this place as filled with life, the sky teeming with flying creatures. In reality, there was only about a hundred of us.”

One of these girls had a tied shirt just covering her chest, and I couldn’t help but notice a slight “wardrobe malfunction” and she noticed, so she untied the shirt, showing her chest off, then tied it again. She did this a few times then she told me that I was cursed, because I looked.

Someone in my school was writing a letter to his other self, in the class I had gone to in Masachusetts. The letter said…

“Write your name down on this and hide it in your television. Do not let them find it.
Callum.
PS. Don’t forget.”

My feet scraped the top, and left a scratch, but otherwise I had cleared it! Pablo looked worried, and said something about the owner of the car getting angry at me. I just said “Ah, I don’t think he’s gonna notice”. At that point, a car came along and crashed into it.

Anyway, Somehow I manage to tip the bench over… vertically… so the other three people sitting on it all slide down and land on top of me.

:grin:

Then we take a plunger gun and shoot it at his head. It shocks him and he falls of the building. I say “RPG!!!” as he falls.

(a bright orange rhinoceros is lying next to a resort pool)
DC: (is annoyed at a rhino being there and is using a ‘jedi mind trick’) You will move…
Rhino: (does nothing)
DC: (frustrated) I guess I’ll have to use one of Gandalf’s spells then…

(printed on a sign in bright red letters)
Warning! A Dreamsign is Near!

I forgot to post this:

“OH NO! MOOGLE WAS KILLED!”

“Well, hire a dog to replace her!”

dog walks up in the store aisle

We were pirates/merchants who had a store in the Wal-mart candy aisle… We wrote Moogle’s obituary on red velvet… oh, and she was Santa’s fave helper!
:moogle:

:rofl:

I suddenly thought of Kenny from South Park :tongue:

so did you say nice things about me? :eh:

and from my last LD

She: I have been seeking you out… I want to tell you your fortune.
Me: Go Away!
She: NO!
Me: Well. at least let me see your face.
She moves a little so I can see her face. I see neatly cut short black hair and a thin nose.
She: You will meet the ‘man of your dreams’ today.
Me: I meet men everyday…
She: The future isn’t set in stone…
Me: … it changes due to our choices.

from my dream last night:
I’m in my brothers room with him and we’re playing our electric guitars. Mum comes in…
mum: i found an echidna.
me: what? where is it?
mum: i can’t tell you that!
me: why not?
mum: i just can’t

After she goes, dad comes in and asks
“What does trigonometry have to do with music?”

I have no idea what invoked my brain to pull out something like that. i haven’t thought about maths in probably 6 six weeks since im on holidays…

:grin:
Another one:

I walk up to him and say, “Hey! Did you know that our brains are telepathically communicating with each other?”

From this night:
Fragment - Blue Robot
I’m watching Xuxa’s show. She asks/says something about computers. The camera moves to show a thin blue robot. He answers, in english, something that makes no sense, along the lines of: “So I guess I should start alpining?” (“Alpining” must refer to climbing mountains, as the word for that in portuguese is “Alpinismo”). I wake up and laugh out loud, as it really didn’t make any sense.

Me:
Good thing I’m dreaming!
DC:
No kidding!

Believe it or not, I didn’t go lucid!

I didn’t write it :tongue: I think the dog did… or the black haired lady that was to my right…

It was red velvet ribbon to put on a tree… underneath the $5 snow flakes to decorate your house at Christmas… all I remember was, “you were a proud pirate and one of the best”

The black-haired lady didn’t like it… The dog didn’t like me :tongue:

On an LD4all shirt:

[center]LD4all

I don’t capitalize
pasQuale
any more![/center]
Not really a dream character… but who else could have designed the shirt?

Pridak posted “I WAS MELTED BY TARANTULA BLOOD!” in my dream…

It was a dream about the LD4all addict hotel :tongue:

I started playing the game. I had to throw a ball at them. I kept throwing it at their heads. Every time I did that, I yelled out, “Headshot!”