I’m walking around the parking lot of a shabby estate I live near. Two people, a man and a younger woman, are having an argument about him sleeping with other women. It sounds like it’s happening in the distance.
Man: I love you. I’ll always love you.
Woman: Then why did you do this?!
Man: Because I loved them!
…and then a gong rings out and they go silent.
And also:
In a house…
Old Woman: Are you alright? Did something scare you?
Me: Yes
Old Woman: You needn’t worry!..You are dreaming after all.
(completely miss cue, and then she turns into a statue. Scared I walk outside, look up, and see pieces of Lego floating in the sky with this black fuzzy dusty stuff attached to it)
Me: Right you black s***! Do that again and I’ll f****** kill you!
My favourites out of that lot Those are great
sounds like one of my friends when we have our random conversations/ is high