Uhm, may want to keep teh content down there, kuba.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the lawyer!
There’s a guy speedin’ down the road at nearly 100 mph, and this cop pulls him over. He says, “Alright, bud, what’s your excuse?”
And the driver says, “It wasn’t my fault, officer, my .22 was stuck under the brake.”
“Your .22? Uhm, can I see your license and registration papers?”
“This isn’t even my car. I stole it, killed the owner, and stuffed him in the trunk.”
The cop goes, “Uhhh,” and goes back to his car for backup.
He comes back with a whole bunch of these other officers. “He stole the car, shot the owner dead, and hid him in the the trunk!”
So the driver says, “What are you talkin’ 'bout?” and they check in the trunk, and there’s no dead guy. He shows them his papers and license, and he really does own the car. He gives the cop a glare and says, “I bet the liar said I was speeding, too!”