This is croatian joke about slovenians but you’ll get it, its an universal
There were three guys by the river…one was bosnian,one croatian and one slovenian.
they found gold fish…
Gold Fish: “look, there’s three of you so you get one wish per person
bosnian guy steps first;
Bosnian: “I want Bosnia to be the greatest country in the world, everyone rich and happy”
Gold Fish: “so it will be”
Slovenian: " i want all the non-slovenians out of the country,and then make a wall mile high so nobody can enter anymore”
Gold Fish: “so it will be”
Croatian: “Does the wall leak?”
Gold Fish: “uhm…no.”
Croatian:" good, fill it to the top! "