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Lot’s of new people :content:

Tggtt-phone: You just lost the game
[6:25pm] Tggtt-phone left the chat room. (Client exited)
[6:25pm] Mew151 left the chat room. (Ping timeout)

How Ironic.

21:27 Fate: meh
21:27 Fate: I lost
21:28 Fate: But not many people read this chat nowadays, so not much collateral damage.
21:28 Fate: You should be thanking me.
21:28 Magnus: bah
21:28 Magnus: you pinged me since mag is part of damage
21:30 Ansie: XD
21:30 Fate: Sorry xD

Myechta battles the dragon:

<myechta_ruko> how do i earn a definition?
<Z|phone> Man, I’ve changed so much since I moved out from home
you have too steal the dragon’s tail
<myechta_ruko> i have 10 dragon scales and 8 bones…
<Z|phone> I’ve gotten even more hyper after my mental state improved. o_O
<myechta_ruko> is that close enough?
<Z|phone> MUCH more hyper.
no sir
you must chop it off
<Z|phone> Since it wasn’t allowed/condoned at home and was looked down upon…
<myechta_ruko> ugh… ok. can you point me towards the dragon?
while it’s awake

  • StarryGwee points at Xander
    <myechta_ruko> lmao
    goodluck laddy
    <Z|phone> Bad idea
    <myechta_ruko> come here…
    <Z|phone> He’ll incinerate you
    <myechta_ruko> you gotta pretty tail boy
    <Z|phone> Being the dream lord and all
    <myechta_ruko> gwee… hand me a sword?
    myechta_ruko: it’s OK: m.xkcd.com/391/ !!
    :content:
  • StarryGwee gives a sword-truit
    <myechta_ruko> thanks
  • myechta_ruko attempts a strike with the sword-truit
    be careful…
  • myechta_ruko it was ineffective!!!
    <myechta_ruko> ow my face!
    <myechta_ruko> it’s on fire!!!
    <myechta_ruko> gwee are you trying to kill me?!
    MAYBE!!!
    no…
    <myechta_ruko> give me another weapon!
  • StarryGwee gives taco
  • myechta_ruko myectha eats the taco and regains 100hp
    <myechta_ruko> thanks… delicious
    <myechta_ruko> may i have a battle axe?
    noo
  • StarryGwee gives ZRVera
    *** Anon4996 has joined #LD4ALL
    very effective
  • myechta_ruko throws ZRVera at the dragon
  • myechta_ruko ZRVera hugs the dragon
    <myechta_ruko> Vera no!!!
    nu, you forgot to put her on HYPER-MODE
    <myechta_ruko> dang it!! does she come with a manual?
    nop
    kekeke

Yes, Vera is a very useful weapon. Too bad she is self-aware though.

revs chainsaw Yeah, you’d better run!

[12:53:22] <&weesiiw> !learn fateabuse Fate and Fadem aren’t weather bots, please don’t abuse them
[12:53:29] LOL

and…

[12:54:18] I still WIN
[12:54:22] * Tggtt lost the game.

Bohemian Rhapsody breakout in chat. In spoilers because it’s so long

[spoiler]
[02:38] She loved Queen
[02:38] <<
[02:38] Is this the real life?
[02:38] Is this just fantasy?
[02:38] Caught in a landslide,
[02:38] No escape from reality
[02:38] * WyvPhone loves Queen.
[02:38] >>
[02:39] opn ur eyez
[02:39] Open your eyes
[02:39] Look up to the skies
[02:39] And seeee
[02:39] ^^
[02:39] c
[02:39] :smile:)
[02:39] next line about me
[02:39] I’m just a poor boy
[02:39] well that was really lame
[02:39] ^
[02:39] I need no librity
[02:39] I need no sympathy
[02:39] haha <-fail
[02:39] YEAS
[02:39] XD
[02:39] 'Cause I’m
[02:40] Easy come
[02:40] Easy go
[02:40] Little high
[02:40] Little low
[02:40] Any way the wind blows
[02:40] Doesn’t really matter to me
[02:40] to me…
[02:40] XD
[02:40] mama!
[02:40] Just killed a man!
[02:41] now he’s dead… thats it. what now?
[02:42] can I haz cookie?
[02:42] no
[02:42] Pulled my trigger now he’s dead
[02:42] * Eilatan gives Tggtt a cookie
[02:42] where a gun against his head?
[02:42] * demented head dance
[02:42] Mama
[02:42] uuuhhuu
[02:42] Life had just begun
[02:42] But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away
[02:42] tggtt lame
[02:42] MAMA
[02:42] Ohhh
[02:42] ohhhhhhhh
[02:43] ooo
[02:43] and I have thrown it away
[02:43] ?
[02:43] Didn’t mean to make you cry!
[02:43] ^^
[02:43] but sometimes
[02:43] I wish
[02:43] If I’m not back again this time tomorrow
[02:43] Carry on
[02:43] carry on
[02:43] Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
[02:43] XD
[02:43] (piano solo)
[02:43] ^^
[02:43] it’s too late
[02:43] i gotta go
[02:43] * demented goes
[02:43] My time has come
[02:43] Sends shivers down my spine
[02:44] body aching all the time
[02:44] Body’s aching all the time
[02:44] motha
[02:44] fffff
[02:44] Goodbye everybody
[02:44] I’ve got to goo
[02:44] I’ve got to go
[02:44] you too?
[02:45] * WyvPhone actually has to go. XD
[02:45] Aww
[02:45] bbl
[02:45] gotta leave us all behing and face the truth
[02:45] ?
[02:45] * WyvPhone is now known as Workvern
[02:45] MAMA
[02:45] Ohhh
[02:45] 'nuff with tha mama
[02:45] I don’t want to die!
[02:45] I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all
[02:45] :happy:
[02:46] (guitar)
[02:46] Okay, we should probably stop
[02:46] ^
[02:46] But
[02:46] Haha
[02:46] we need a Bohemian Rhapsody - Sing Along! topic
[02:46] yeah, i thoug hthat too
[02:46] that was fun
[02:46] but…
[02:46] i saw a little siluetho of a man!
[02:46] I’ma post it
[02:46] SCARAMOUSHE
[02:46] galileo figaro
[02:46] will u do tha fandango?
[02:46] THUNDERBOLTS OF LIGHTNING
[02:46] THUNDERBOLTS
[02:46] and
[02:46] and
[02:46] rly
[02:47] rly
[02:47] frithening me
[02:47] Very very frightning!
[02:47] Wee
[02:47] whatever way it goes
[02:47] Galileo
[02:47] galileo
[02:48] Galileo
[02:48] Galileo
[02:48] Figaro!
[02:48] Magnifico!
[02:48] oooooo
[02:48] mehh
[02:48] I’m just a poor boy
[02:48] u must say oooooo
[02:49] Nobody likes me!
[02:49] he’s just a poor boy
[02:49] he’s just a poor boy
[02:49] from a poor family
[02:49] spare his life from his monstruosity
[02:49] Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
[02:49] Easy come!
[02:49] (piano)
[02:49] bishmilah
[02:49] noooooooooooooooo
[02:49] NO!
[02:49] lemme go!
[02:49] we will not let u go
[02:50] Will not let you go!
[02:50] nevar let u go!
[02:50] Never let you go
[02:50] lemme gooooooooooooooooooo
[02:50] never never never never…
[02:50] never never never never…
[02:50] never gonna give you up
[02:50] no no no no no no no!
[02:50] never gonna let you down
[02:50] oh, mama mia…
[02:50] C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER
[02:50] MAMA MIA
[02:50] lemme go
[02:50] BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE
[02:50] * deWill put aside for me, for me
[02:50] bialzaBOOB
[02:50] for me?
[02:50] for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[02:51] la, la laaa
[02:51] * Tggtt headdances
[02:51] So you think you can love me and spit in my eye??
[02:51] take off every zig! take off every zig! take off every zig!
[02:51] oops
[02:51] so u think u can stop meh and spit in my eye?
[02:51] nooo baby
[02:51] Can’t do this to me baby!
[02:52] what is love
[02:52] so u think u can love me nad leave me to die?"
[02:52] dont hurt me
[02:52] baby don’t hurt me
[02:52] Ohhh baby
[02:52] can do dis to meh baby
[02:52] Just gotta get right out of hereee
[02:52] (guitar solo)
[02:52] Nothing really matters
[02:52] nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
[02:53] Anyone can see
[02:53] Nothing really mattersss
[02:53] Nothing really matters
[02:53] to me
[02:53] * TheMagicalCow sildes in on his knees doing the most incredible guitar solo ever heard by normal humanbeings
[02:53] yo.
[02:53] * Eilatan cheers!
[02:53] xcbxvbdfzgsd fgf ers s rfgdfgdfgdf eeee MACARENA!
[02:53] nice going
[02:53] Omg so epic
[02:53] I’m posting it[/spoiler]

That was soooo epic

Heheh Nice. Yes, that was indeed epic.

Very nice :razz: and too bad I missed it

I finally found it :razz:

Haha. Nice Mew :razz:

lol what? no comments. That thread really shows HOW DV is better. (deleted text, I said no comments)

:rofl:

So I got home from the store and this happens

[spoiler][9:09:17] <MrLucidZombie> Lets say you have some mashed potatoes [19:09:27] <MrLucidZombie> Someone you don't even know eats some of it [19:09:30] <MrLucidZombie> Would you eat it? [19:10:10] <MrLucidZombie> WOULD YOU?! [19:10:16] <Rick> EAT IT [19:10:18] <Rick> EAT IT [19:10:20] <MrLucidZombie> NOW [19:10:22] <MrLucidZombie> DO IT NOW [19:10:23] <Rick> OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH AND FEED IT [19:10:24] <MrLucidZombie> EAT IT [19:10:24] <Mew151> no. though that being said I am not a zombie so I consider taste [19:10:27] <Rick> HAVE MORE CHICKEN [19:10:30] <Rick> HAVE MORE SPAN [19:10:31] <MrLucidZombie> EAT IT [19:10:32] <Rick> SPAM [19:10:33] <MrLucidZombie> NOW [19:10:34] <MrLucidZombie> GAH [19:10:38] <Rick> IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S FRESH OR CANNED [19:10:41] <Rick> JUST EAT IT [19:10:43] <MrLucidZombie> JUST EAT IT[/spoiler]

If you don’t know, I’ve created the script that allows ombot to show that! :happy:

Oh Ecila6 this was hilarious.

So Ecila says the navy seal joke thing:

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

and Thorn kicks her ( fair play) so she writes it in a polite manner:

“What the holy cow did you just say about me, you little Bogus? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pillow factory, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on beds with no pillow, and I have over 300 confirmed good deeds. I am trained in pillow warfare and I’m the top hugger in the entire US pillow forces. You are the nicest person I’ve ever met. I will hug you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my great words. You think you can get away with saying that great joke to me over the Internet? Think again, kitty. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pillow factories across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pillow-storm, sweetheart. The storm that hugs out the bad little thing you call sadness. You’re about to become happy, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire pillow-arsenal of the United States Marine dreamers and I will use it to its full extent to hug your sadness off the face of the continent, you little kitty. If only you could have known what great retribution your little fun comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have told it your friends. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re having fun, you lucky sweetheart. I will hug all over you and you will love it. You’re greatly hugged, kiddo.”

Haha just hilarious

*edited sorry thorn

^ I did not ban Ecila6 (I kicked her) nor did I ask her to dumb that down, but the rest is accurate. I’m not sure if the moderators would appreciate the cursing from the chat being placed onto the forum, but that’s not my domain.

My . <3

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Tggtt, I don’t have logs, could you post a complete . cycle? :razz:

to argon: :tongue: