I had one very early in my sleep cycle. I was in a dark room with a projector screen, like a small theater full of news reporters and analysts. We were watching live footage of a foreign war, and every time an explosion happened on the screen, the room shook. I said aloud,
“how is the buidling shaking?”
DC newsman “what do you mean?”
Me: “last time I checked, I lived in America!” (I said somewhat smart-arse-edly). “How is the building shaking from the bombs exploding in a completely different country?”
DC newsman nods very knowingly while stating: “Sound structural integrity.”
Last night, this waitress got really annoyed at me for asking her when our food would be ready. I can’t remember exactly what she said, but it was something about how we wouldn’t get our food while we were still on the first floor.
I’m pretty sure the first floor was the ONLY floor, though.
I had a dream where there was a sign in a library that told people who were in groups to sit on wet chairs.
A few days later I was watching a play in a dream. An actor came on stage and said “do not, do not”. Then my friend came on stage and said “I grew up in microwave with a pretender.”
At one point in a dream a teacher at school announced in a dream that the parent-teacher committee would be having 40 meetings a year, and each would last a minute long.
I’m gonna be trying harder from now on to remember word for word the things my DCs say.
I was riding a bike around an empty underground parking garage when I see a friend of mine crawling around on all fours completely naked and barking like a dog. I laugh so intensely as if it’s the funniest thing I’ll ever see in my entire life. Unoffended, he pauses, looks at me, shrugs his shoulders and says “Well, this is the way it is.” and goes on barking.
Today I got, “Man, the internet connection on Mars really sucks, because there’s a 6 minute delay just to download something!” when talking to someone.
Last night a DC said something not particularly strange, but there were some really weird names, so I guess I’ll share them here.
First was “Selbja” (or maybe “Serbja”). The man pointed at a small black and white picture of a boy and called it this weird name. Then the boy in the picture blinked
Then he showed some weird alien like girls in a magazine and called them “Groleygo”. He repeated this word 2 or 3 times.
I didn’t find any meaning for these words in google…
-I once(many years ago) dreamt I was inside this machine with Link, Mario and a teddy bear. The teddy bear jumped on the conveyor belt inside, got pressed down by some stamp, and said “stamping is just a natural part of life”.
-In another dream, I saw Captain Falcon hanging from a cliff, and then random voices from somewhere else (I never saw them, just disembodied voices) started singing “Spiderman climbs on the wall, Spiderman climbs in the hall!”
-A young boy was talking to his father (both DCs) about playing as a pirate, then the dad said “well, you’ll have to be a nice little pirate, or else you have to walk the plank”
Odd because a few months ago i was messing around and flew down to a random person and yelled “HOW MANY CHICKENS CAN FIT IN THE SUN” (what was i thinking?) and anyways he replied “purple because aliens dont wear hats” whitch actually meant something that i found out about a week or so later, (i can tell the future :O)
I walked with an elderly man, grey hair, looked like an actor into a house what looks like a theater. I said to him bitterness, jeopardy or lost love. He turns around and smiled to me and said parlement.
I meet a young dream girl in a sportschool and asked her name. To ask for her in a next lucid dream. She said to me Jamamididan.
In an LD a while back:
Me: “Mom, guess what? You’re not real!”
Mom: “Of course I am!”
Me: “But I’m dreaming!”
Mom: “Then do a reality check!” does RC
Me: “I’m dreaming!”
Mom: “No- then you’re doing it wrong. See the way to check is to ask yourself if there’s a rainbow 2 miles away and if everything is tinted red and green and white. If so you’re dreaming.”
Me: “whaa?”
There’s probably some more crazy one’s lurking in my DJ somewhere. This one is just the one that came to mind immediately when I read the thread title.
I was exploring my dreamscape (I was lucid), when I found a canyon. There was a river of lava in its depths. Then, I found an old man watching steadily the river. I asked:
Me: Sir, what are you doing?
Old Man: I’m watching my house.
Me: House? I’m seeing no house…
Old Man: But it’s right there!
Me: Really? How do you enter in it?
Old Man: It’s easy!
*Old man jumps in the river of lava
Seriously, I think I’ve never laughed so much within a dream.
Talking about a movie with my DC father he says “It’s like having a big paper bullet in front of you, you know what’s going to happen.”
EDIT: DC woman: “Do you know how to put a coin in a “fumija”?”
(I asked her and fumija is a kind of milk/juice)
There should be a topic for dream made up words
After a quick browsing through my DJ’s I found these
I was watching people talk in a room. Leonidas from the movie 300 was there as well as scientists. (I had never seen 300 before)
The scientists mentioned something about a war
Leonidus: But that was 200 years ago!
Scientist(s): no… (Apparently the scientists had resurrected him)
Leonidus: Noo!
Scientist: You were buried 8 FEET DEEP!
Leonidus: more screaming apparently that meant he wouldn’t go to heaven
I am in a car and we suddenly swerve off an overpass and land on the top of a parking structure and break through to the floor beneath.
I say,“well that wasn’t so bad”
Our car suddenly falls through 3 or 4 more levels to the bottom floor. Our car is on the side and I push through the broken glass and lay down on the floor. I throw up and I am pretty sure I am hurt pretty bad. I look to my right back into the car and see my family smiling and laughing, as if wondering why I feel so bad. I throw up some more.
I am somewhere and there are giant Yellow rectangular things sticking out of the ground. Apparently I am actually watching it on YouTube and I scroll down and look at the top comments.
The first one reads, “They look like French fries”
The second was, “Man, how much does he smoke?”
I am in my room suddenly becoming lucid
Me: Oh my god I’m dreaming!! I walk into the hallway and see my brother he says
Brother: Wow… You REALLY think you’re dreaming?
Me: Oh… lose lucidity
D: Can I pleeeease has that burger??
Me: Oh, sorry I don’t have it
D: Pleaaase!!
Me: Dude I don’t have it!
D: Let me check your backpack! He takes it and starts looking
Me: I don’t have it… He opens the first zipper…nothing. He opens the second zipper and under something wrapped up was a burger and fries he takes it runs off saying Thank you!!! I stand there not knowing what to say…
M: Hey thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit! He takes off my swimsuit which he was wearing and he is wearing another swim suit beneath it. I asked him why he needed to have mine
He just starts giggling
Dad: don’t you think H (my brother) thinks just like Ben Franklin?
Me: Kinda…
“whaa?”
lose lucidity