Whose DCs have said the strangest things? Part II

Today I got, “Man, the internet connection on Mars really sucks, because there’s a 6 minute delay just to download something!” when talking to someone.

Beautiful, and, in fact, theoretically true :happy:

Awesome :rofl:

Last night a DC said something not particularly strange, but there were some really weird names, so I guess I’ll share them here.

First was “Selbja” (or maybe “Serbja”). The man pointed at a small black and white picture of a boy and called it this weird name. Then the boy in the picture blinked :eek:

Then he showed some weird alien like girls in a magazine and called them “Groleygo”. He repeated this word 2 or 3 times.

I didn’t find any meaning for these words in google…

-I once(many years ago) dreamt I was inside this machine with Link, Mario and a teddy bear. The teddy bear jumped on the conveyor belt inside, got pressed down by some stamp, and said “stamping is just a natural part of life”.

-In another dream, I saw Captain Falcon hanging from a cliff, and then random voices from somewhere else (I never saw them, just disembodied voices) started singing “Spiderman climbs on the wall, Spiderman climbs in the hall!”

-A young boy was talking to his father (both DCs) about playing as a pirate, then the dad said “well, you’ll have to be a nice little pirate, or else you have to walk the plank”

Recently a DC told me (jokingly) that viagra is like kryptonite to Mr Fantastic :grin:

In a dream last night, Zelda said that coffee tastes better with cocaine in it. o.O

Odd because a few months ago i was messing around and flew down to a random person and yelled “HOW MANY CHICKENS CAN FIT IN THE SUN” (what was i thinking?) and anyways he replied “purple because aliens dont wear hats” whitch actually meant something that i found out about a week or so later, (i can tell the future :O)

I walked with an elderly man, grey hair, looked like an actor into a house what looks like a theater. I said to him bitterness, jeopardy or lost love. He turns around and smiled to me and said parlement.
I meet a young dream girl in a sportschool and asked her name. To ask for her in a next lucid dream. She said to me Jamamididan.

In an LD a while back:
Me: “Mom, guess what? You’re not real!”
Mom: “Of course I am!”
Me: “But I’m dreaming!”
Mom: “Then do a reality check!”
does RC
Me: “I’m dreaming!”
Mom: “No- then you’re doing it wrong. See the way to check is to ask yourself if there’s a rainbow 2 miles away and if everything is tinted red and green and white. If so you’re dreaming.”
Me: :eh: “whaa?”

That’s hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:

My turn:
“I wonder if there’s a KFC around here…”

There’s probably some more crazy one’s lurking in my DJ somewhere. This one is just the one that came to mind immediately when I read the thread title.

Random old lady: “Goodbye, humans. I’m the president’s own woman.”

rofl XD

I was exploring my dreamscape (I was lucid), when I found a canyon. There was a river of lava in its depths. Then, I found an old man watching steadily the river. I asked:

Me: Sir, what are you doing?
Old Man: I’m watching my house.
Me: House? I’m seeing no house…
Old Man: But it’s right there!
Me: Really? How do you enter in it?
Old Man: It’s easy!

*Old man jumps in the river of lava

:confused:

Seriously, I think I’ve never laughed so much within a dream. :rofl:

Talking about a movie with my DC father he says “It’s like having a big paper bullet in front of you, you know what’s going to happen.” :confused:

EDIT: DC woman: “Do you know how to put a coin in a “fumija”?”
(I asked her and fumija is a kind of milk/juice)
There should be a topic for dream made up words :content:

“First we have tea, then we see to the hair of these troubled people. Wait, should that be see to the troubled hair of these people?”

Just… what…

After a quick browsing through my DJ’s I found these

I was watching people talk in a room. Leonidas from the movie 300 was there as well as scientists. (I had never seen 300 before)
The scientists mentioned something about a war
Leonidus: But that was 200 years ago!
Scientist(s): no… (Apparently the scientists had resurrected him)
Leonidus: Noo!
Scientist: You were buried 8 FEET DEEP!
Leonidus: more screaming apparently that meant he wouldn’t go to heaven

I am in a car and we suddenly swerve off an overpass and land on the top of a parking structure and break through to the floor beneath.
I say,“well that wasn’t so bad”
Our car suddenly falls through 3 or 4 more levels to the bottom floor. Our car is on the side and I push through the broken glass and lay down on the floor. I throw up and I am pretty sure I am hurt pretty bad. I look to my right back into the car and see my family smiling and laughing, as if wondering why I feel so bad. I throw up some more.

I am somewhere and there are giant Yellow rectangular things sticking out of the ground. Apparently I am actually watching it on YouTube and I scroll down and look at the top comments.
The first one reads, “They look like French fries”
The second was, “Man, how much does he smoke?”

I am in my room suddenly becoming lucid
Me: Oh my god I’m dreaming!! I walk into the hallway and see my brother he says
Brother: Wow… You REALLY think you’re dreaming?
Me: Oh… :meh: lose lucidity

D: Can I pleeeease has that burger??
Me: Oh, sorry I don’t have it
D: Pleaaase!!
Me: Dude I don’t have it!
D: Let me check your backpack! He takes it and starts looking
Me: I don’t have it… He opens the first zipper…nothing. He opens the second zipper and under something wrapped up was a burger and fries he takes it runs off saying Thank you!!! I stand there not knowing what to say…

M: Hey thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit! He takes off my swimsuit which he was wearing and he is wearing another swim suit beneath it. I asked him why he needed to have mine
He just starts giggling

Dad: don’t you think H (my brother) thinks just like Ben Franklin?
Me: Kinda…

I have a few funny ones:

I walk into a classroom in my school. Everyone has a snail on their hand. The teacher explains how they were used as pets in Ancient Egypt.

I turned on the television and saw my mother doing a weather report. She reported that two hurricanes were headed for our area. They were both completely red and huge on the weather map. I told my mother who was in the same room, not watching, about the two hurricanes and her being on TV. She just laughed.

This is so good, keep it going!

In the dream my mom made the “joke” “diarrhea may spoil our emissions” :confused: While I was dreaming it seemed really funny though…

Also not something character actually SAID but a few nights ago I had a dream I was waiting for and then riding on a bus the number of which was 1984 which is the year I was born

I had a dream when I tried to get past some kind of fence, but all gates were locked.
Then some small girl came and told me to climb the fence at a certain place, and then started singing “You gotta move on” over and over. :eh:

I feel like this means something, but I’m not sure what - something about finding solutions to problems in less obvious ways, I guess.