-I once(many years ago) dreamt I was inside this machine with Link, Mario and a teddy bear. The teddy bear jumped on the conveyor belt inside, got pressed down by some stamp, and said “stamping is just a natural part of life”.
-In another dream, I saw Captain Falcon hanging from a cliff, and then random voices from somewhere else (I never saw them, just disembodied voices) started singing “Spiderman climbs on the wall, Spiderman climbs in the hall!”
-A young boy was talking to his father (both DCs) about playing as a pirate, then the dad said “well, you’ll have to be a nice little pirate, or else you have to walk the plank”
Odd because a few months ago i was messing around and flew down to a random person and yelled “HOW MANY CHICKENS CAN FIT IN THE SUN” (what was i thinking?) and anyways he replied “purple because aliens dont wear hats” whitch actually meant something that i found out about a week or so later, (i can tell the future :O)
I walked with an elderly man, grey hair, looked like an actor into a house what looks like a theater. I said to him bitterness, jeopardy or lost love. He turns around and smiled to me and said parlement.
I meet a young dream girl in a sportschool and asked her name. To ask for her in a next lucid dream. She said to me Jamamididan.
In an LD a while back:
Me: “Mom, guess what? You’re not real!”
Mom: “Of course I am!”
Me: “But I’m dreaming!”
Mom: “Then do a reality check!” does RC
Me: “I’m dreaming!”
Mom: “No- then you’re doing it wrong. See the way to check is to ask yourself if there’s a rainbow 2 miles away and if everything is tinted red and green and white. If so you’re dreaming.”
Me: “whaa?”
There’s probably some more crazy one’s lurking in my DJ somewhere. This one is just the one that came to mind immediately when I read the thread title.
I was exploring my dreamscape (I was lucid), when I found a canyon. There was a river of lava in its depths. Then, I found an old man watching steadily the river. I asked:
Me: Sir, what are you doing?
Old Man: I’m watching my house.
Me: House? I’m seeing no house…
Old Man: But it’s right there!
Me: Really? How do you enter in it?
Old Man: It’s easy!
*Old man jumps in the river of lava
Seriously, I think I’ve never laughed so much within a dream.
Talking about a movie with my DC father he says “It’s like having a big paper bullet in front of you, you know what’s going to happen.”
EDIT: DC woman: “Do you know how to put a coin in a “fumija”?”
(I asked her and fumija is a kind of milk/juice)
There should be a topic for dream made up words
After a quick browsing through my DJ’s I found these
I was watching people talk in a room. Leonidas from the movie 300 was there as well as scientists. (I had never seen 300 before)
The scientists mentioned something about a war
Leonidus: But that was 200 years ago!
Scientist(s): no… (Apparently the scientists had resurrected him)
Leonidus: Noo!
Scientist: You were buried 8 FEET DEEP!
Leonidus: more screaming apparently that meant he wouldn’t go to heaven
I am in a car and we suddenly swerve off an overpass and land on the top of a parking structure and break through to the floor beneath.
I say,“well that wasn’t so bad”
Our car suddenly falls through 3 or 4 more levels to the bottom floor. Our car is on the side and I push through the broken glass and lay down on the floor. I throw up and I am pretty sure I am hurt pretty bad. I look to my right back into the car and see my family smiling and laughing, as if wondering why I feel so bad. I throw up some more.
I am somewhere and there are giant Yellow rectangular things sticking out of the ground. Apparently I am actually watching it on YouTube and I scroll down and look at the top comments.
The first one reads, “They look like French fries”
The second was, “Man, how much does he smoke?”
I am in my room suddenly becoming lucid
Me: Oh my god I’m dreaming!! I walk into the hallway and see my brother he says
Brother: Wow… You REALLY think you’re dreaming?
Me: Oh… lose lucidity
D: Can I pleeeease has that burger??
Me: Oh, sorry I don’t have it
D: Pleaaase!!
Me: Dude I don’t have it!
D: Let me check your backpack! He takes it and starts looking
Me: I don’t have it… He opens the first zipper…nothing. He opens the second zipper and under something wrapped up was a burger and fries he takes it runs off saying Thank you!!! I stand there not knowing what to say…
M: Hey thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit! He takes off my swimsuit which he was wearing and he is wearing another swim suit beneath it. I asked him why he needed to have mine
He just starts giggling
Dad: don’t you think H (my brother) thinks just like Ben Franklin?
Me: Kinda…
I walk into a classroom in my school. Everyone has a snail on their hand. The teacher explains how they were used as pets in Ancient Egypt.
I turned on the television and saw my mother doing a weather report. She reported that two hurricanes were headed for our area. They were both completely red and huge on the weather map. I told my mother who was in the same room, not watching, about the two hurricanes and her being on TV. She just laughed.
Also not something character actually SAID but a few nights ago I had a dream I was waiting for and then riding on a bus the number of which was 1984 which is the year I was born
I had a dream when I tried to get past some kind of fence, but all gates were locked.
Then some small girl came and told me to climb the fence at a certain place, and then started singing “You gotta move on” over and over.
I feel like this means something, but I’m not sure what - something about finding solutions to problems in less obvious ways, I guess.
Not sure if this counts, but I remember hearing a voice during HH that used a really bizarre simile. I don’t remember the first part, but it went basically like:
something something is “like having lunch with a dinner bully.”