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Don Anonymus
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PostPosted: Thu 05 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

Funny one grin1



PS: Omg, 11 pages eek2 Someone should make part III - I guess a mod could.

<mod>The topic will be split to create part III once it has 12 pages or more. moogle </mod>

Oh... sorry. I taught when it has 10 pages or more




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PostPosted: Thu 05 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

An Irish man walks out of a bar.


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PostPosted: Wed 11 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

Very good one grin1



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PostPosted: Thu 12 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

What is purple, has four eyes, and eats people?
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PostPosted: Wed 18 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

And another one ^^



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PostPosted: Sat 28 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

And another one ^^



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PostPosted: Sat 28 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

The wheel needs to be very large to get to do this, doesn't it ? neutral



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PostPosted: Sun 19 Sep, 2010  Reply with quote

Two old ladies are talking.
Old Lady 1 : Did I tell you my husband just died last week ?
Old lady 2 : Oh my god, what happened ?
Old Lady 1 : I asked him to take some vegetables in the garden for diner. He went there and dies of a heart attack.
Old Lady 2 : Oh ... and what did you do ?
Old Lady 1 : I made pasta


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What's the difference between a snail and puberty?
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PostPosted: Fri 24 Dec, 2010  Reply with quote

To keep the Christmas spirit ^^



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PostPosted: Wed 25 Jan, 2012  Reply with quote

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: ...

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBO...TT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows.. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows..
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on 'START'.............



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PostPosted: Fri 24 Feb, 2012  Reply with quote

I bet i can make you read this twice.

^ you just read that wrong ^


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PostPosted: Mon 22 Oct, 2012  Reply with quote

Brunette: Iíll be the first brunette to step on Mars.
Ginger:And Iíll be the first ginger to step on Venus.
Blonde: Well, Iíll be the first blonde to step on the sun!!! :3
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Brunette: but.. youíll be burn! whatsthat
Blondee: Donít be stupid, Iíll go there by night! >.<

Blonde girl is <mod>Link removed. mattias</mod>


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PostPosted: Wed 23 Jul, 2014  Reply with quote

Petter wrote:
Heard of the two musicians and the drummer who walked into a bar ?

Any drummers here ?


I know this is like 10 years old, but I love it!


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