Whose DCs have said the strangest things? Part II
Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next  :| |:
LD4all » the Stuff Dreams are made of...

#1: Whose DCs have said the strangest things? Part II Author: Mew151 PostPosted: Tue 27 Apr, 2010
    ----
Undrea wrote:
Whos DCs have said the strangest things?

I know that some days Ill just have the strangest dreams, where a dream character will say something completely ludicrous. Actually, I have said some strange things in dreams, too. This is a thread to post any particularly amusing/cryptic/strange/disturbing things that dream characters have shared with you....

<mod>This is Part II of the discussion "Whose DCs have said the strangest things?" The first part can be found here</mod>


I has more!

The principal was talking. He told us all to get our penguin figurines out, and put them on the floor. I pretended I didn't have one. Soon he apologized for having such cold figurines

Jay Leno was telling jokes on TV. He suddenly said, "SHARK KING!" as if it were funny. Only about 1 person laughed in the audience.

Then, right before the alarm clock goes off, I hear some shouting. "THE ALARM CLOCK'S GOING TO GO OFF!"

I say to myself, "I really need to eat an orange cramsicle."

I saw some sort of robotic dog moving along the carpet. There were now many. The could speak english, but only one phrase, "Hi. My name is sushi." They also came with small boots that you could put on their feet. If they hadn't any boots on, they would say, "Sushi has no boots."

My dad pulled out a huge silver coin from his pocket. "Heh. Now we won't have any trouble finding out what's silver and what isn't."

Someone asked me, "Why are you in my house?" I just stood their, pretending to be hollow. I then turned and ran, laughing.

#2:  Author: patches PostPosted: Tue 27 Apr, 2010
    ----
Quote:
The other night a squirrel jumped up on my shoulder at the end of a dream and said "Now go relive it without living."


Lol, mattias this is hilarious

#3:  Author: Opolious PostPosted: Tue 27 Apr, 2010
    ----
Yves wrote:
"Here is a tower: don't think you can guard it, instead stand in awe. Then the tower will guard you."


That sounds like some biblical quote

#4:  Author: Paulius PostPosted: Mon 10 May, 2010
    ----
Mecha wrote:
Gimli once told me the 'secret of dwarven invulnerability'. He said that they remove the most vulnerable part of themselves, their brain, and keep it locked away in an iron casket, forever safe from harm. Legolas happened to overhear the conversation and remarked; "Well that explains a lot."


That one made me LOL IRL biggrin

A few months ago I was in a dream, where I was walking around and talking to a DC. Suddenly we saw one man and woman jumping around with something like virtual reality glasses on their face. They were jumping, rolling around, throwing fire, magics and stuff.

DC: They're really pro Lucid Dreamers...
ME: Yeah...I wish I could do that too!
ding ding ding!

#5:  Author: Ambsi PostPosted: Mon 10 May, 2010
    ----
These make me laugh so much!
I browsed through my own DJ a bit.

Teacher: *writes a U and a W on the blackboard* "I absolutely do not want that you write these two letters next to each other!"
All students wonder why.

I received a 9.7 for a test at school.
Teacher: "That's what you get with a Greek father!"
Me: "... My father is English."
Teacher: "Yeah, yeah, that doesn't matter."

I'm looking at a tree. At the ends of the branches grow letters.
Me: "Look, that tree is written in Arial."

A couple of men are digging a very deep trench.
Someone asks: "How long is this trench going to be?"
Man: "Not as long as that tunnel from France to England."

A dream about Avatar.
Aang: "No, no, I'm the avatar, because I have an arrow on my head!"
Aang shaves his hair off, but he doesn't have an arrow on his head. He's disappointed and starts looking for his arrow in the desert.

A man tries to freeze water in a swimming pool so I freeze to death.
Me: "No, please don't do it, you've got such a nice swimming pool!"
I manage to convince him.
Man: "All right, but next time I WILL freeze you!"
I think: Then I won't come next time!

A traffic sign: "Walk to the other side to see what's on this sign."

I look at the ground. "Eating disorder" is written on it in big green letters.

I'm walking up the stairs and I see that my father is hanging upside down on the balustrade.
Me: "Isn't that dangerous?"
Dad: "No, because I've got those" and points at his feet.

A dog walks to my dad carrying an axe in it's mouth.
Dad: "That's not suitable to play fetch with."
The dog walks back and returns, now carrying a wooden block with a scythe sticking out.

I'm looking at an online survey from a bookshop. One of the questions is: "Are you crazy?"

After having to hold on to a train for hours, I go to a cafe and order "Taze". The waitress brings me Fanta.
Me: *angry* "I don't want Fanta, I've just had to hang on a train for hours and I want Taze RIGHT NOW."

It's not raining and I wonder where I'm supposed to leave my raincoat. Next to a door is a sign which says: "Auction! A perfect place to take your coat to."

Teacher: "You can recognize a noun by gender and number. What else?"
Me: "Case."
Teacher: "Very good! What's the case of 'tea' in 'The tea of Copernicus'?"
Me: "Have we learnt that already?"
Teacher: "We sure have!"
Me: "(mentions something about 'The tea of Pluto')"
Teacher: "The right answer was genitive."

#6:  Author: Asura16 PostPosted: Mon 10 May, 2010
    ----
oh my god I'm laughing my *** off so badly lachtraan lachtraan lachtraan
I wish I had started writing DJ a lot of time before, I would have had a lot of things to write here!

#7:  Author: mattias PostPosted: Fri 21 May, 2010
    ----
The other night I was in a bus and saw a shelf full of barbie dolls. Outside I told someone we'd better get them before the bus left again and a DC said "Can't we just leave them for, you know, costumer service?" eh

#8:  Author: Mecha PostPosted: Sun 30 May, 2010
    ----
Quote:
It's not raining and I wonder where I'm supposed to leave my raincoat. Next to a door is a sign which says: "Auction! A perfect place to take your coat to."

Brilliance. grin

#9:  Author: Asura16 PostPosted: Sun 13 Jun, 2010
    ----
haha I have something to write, finally!
From my last two dreams (yeah, I gotta update my DJ soon):
Me and a girl are relaxing on some pillows and she starts taking pics of sleeping people with her mobile. I ask her what is she doing and she answers me with a natural voice "I take photos of guys that have an erection while they sleep and then blackmail them" lol
And the other one:
It's the birthday of a relative of mine and all of our family is at the restaurant. I'm sitting with my cousin and her mother in front of me; my cousin says "I played one of the games you have on your PS3. It's really difficult" (in the dream I somehow know she's talking about GTA but she never say it) and I ask her "What?" and she "to clean your car when it gets very dirty" me "I don't understand what you're saying" and she "I mean, when you have sex with bi***es" and then my aunt shouts "Oh my god, this sucks!" and i tell her "I don't do that sort of stuff!" and she tells me "What are you like!" :D :D
(I hope I did a good translation smile)

#10:  Author: Rubiks_Cube_Man PostPosted: Sun 13 Jun, 2010
    ----
me and a DС were walking along a road, and i point towards a tree a couple of steps right in front of us and ask "how long will it take to get there?" and the DC says "5 years". strange.

#11:  Author: thafr0zen PostPosted: Mon 14 Jun, 2010
    ----
hah some amazing replies in this topic
the one i can remember was around two months ago.
Im my dream i was lying in my bed with my leg hurt(i had an injury IRL) and next to me i see this short old man building a transformer of my size
so i ask him

me: what are you doing?
old man: building a transformer for you..
me: why ?
old man: so we can replace your legs with the transformers ones.
me: are you reliable ?
old man:(O_o) are YOU reliable ?

#12:  Author: DreamWalker_5 PostPosted: Mon 14 Jun, 2010
    ----
My DC in a LD, I tell him that he is just made up, he starts crying and shouting; NO I AM REAL!! I tried to explain that I was lucid and that I was creating everything, after a while I realise that I am not in need of telling him that, since it was my own dream that would mean I was talking to myself... So I kinda got pissed, I kicked his arse lol tounge2 (kinda violent? yes I know ahhaha). Hm can't think of any strange stuff atm but I will post if I remember something more interesting smile

#13:  Author: KauaiDreamer PostPosted: Mon 14 Jun, 2010
    ----
I am not sure who said this, DC or other.
But I was attempting WILD when out of nowhere a voice said, "use the dream hammer!"
Now what the heck am I supposed to make out of that one? whatsthat
I have not been able to get lucid through WILD so maybe a dream hammer is the trick?
Any idea what that voice could have meant by it?

#14:  Author: Rubiks_Cube_Man PostPosted: Mon 14 Jun, 2010
    ----
while attempting WILD, you usually hear voices saying completely random things. Nothing to take seriously.

#15:  Author: Feldspar PostPosted: Mon 14 Jun, 2010
    ----
Oh god, this thread is brilliant.

[My parents are dressed as fantasy live-action roleplayers, like they're about to go in to some LOTR-esque battle. They've made an outfit for me.]
Me: Gosh, mom, did you use the same shoulder measurements for mine that you used for dad's? /not amused
Mom: We don't have time to make things perfect.
Me: I'd rather not wear one at all than wear one that looks ridiculous. Why can't we just wear more practical clothes into battle with armor under them?
Mom: ...That would be weird, Morgan.

[I'm playing a video game where the main character you play is Waldo.]
[The camera zooms in on Waldo. He turns around and looks at the camera with a terrified look on his face.]
"I need to get out of here, that camera isn't just zooming in for no reason, it's the point of view of the man that's after me!"
I was so creeped out by how meta that was, I woke up.

Ok, so it wasn't a DC who said this, it was me, but w/e:
I was talking to one of my internet friends; apparently in this dream she was from another planet (you never know with internet friends, right?) that had been destroyed a while ago. We were watching this video about said destruction of her planet. After it, I turned to her and told her that, "Ayn Rand was a resident of that planet. She wrote The Fountainhead right before she was killed in its destruction".



LD4all » the Stuff Dreams are made of...


Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next  :| |:
Page 1 of 6
printed from the LD4all.com lucid dreaming forum. Content copyrighted by the author.
Lucid dreamers unite! visit LD4all.com