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Whose DCs have said the strangest things? Part II

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Cirnol64
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PostPosted: Tue 15 Jun, 2010  Reply with quote

I love all these!!! I was reading them last night and started laughing so hard! (I wonder if it's easier to dream after laughing a lot )

I hope this thread's not dead yet because I have some experiences as well:

1) Once, in a Lucid dream, (my 3rd I think) I cloned myself. Soon I started asking him a few questions but all he/I ever answered was: "How are you?" in a weird tone. So then I got bored and ran away.

2) In a normal dream one of my fav. teachers was there and he told me:
"Don't let paparazzi pull on your cheeks or else the muscles will expand and you'll look bad in front of the cameras."
I can't remember if it was paparazzi or photographer but I remember I just stood there thinking about it in my dream.

3) My grandma was holding a golden egg in her hand and she told me I would get special powers if I ate it.

4) I also had a "lucid moment" in one of my normal dreams. It was kinda like a bad guy Vs good guy kind of thing... I had a hard time explaining that I would win since it was my dream after all but my lucid powers were weak so I couldn't even prove it to them. sadblauw


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PostPosted: Tue 15 Jun, 2010  Reply with quote

hahaha the "how are you?" clone thing was awesome :D :D

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PostPosted: Fri 18 Jun, 2010  Reply with quote

I hopped up onto the roof of the building. A man who I identified as a tourist was looking across the rooftops with his binoculars. I walked towards him holding the gun. He turned and smiled. He said, "There appears to be a deciduous line running across the 20 metre gap in the warp zone. If you stepped slightly to the left, I might get a better view of his arse."

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Not a dream character...but very funny
PostPosted: Sat 19 Jun, 2010  Reply with quote

It was a law book that talked about what should be done whenever a hurricane would come through.
"One must have a stern talk with and fresh the weather man" and
"Fire the sewer people"
Heehee. Very funny.
Namaste


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Re: Not a dream character...but very funny
PostPosted: Sat 19 Jun, 2010  Reply with quote

iammoto wrote:
It was a law book that talked about what should be done whenever a hurricane would come through.
"One must have a stern talk with and fresh the weather man" and
"Fire the sewer people"
Heehee. Very funny.
Namaste


Writing is funny. I once went into hypnopompia and there was red writing on my bedroom walls. I remember one line that was like "match the line with the cross and you make a spider. Don't forget to add" can't remember the rest XD


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PostPosted: Sat 19 Jun, 2010  Reply with quote

In a chatroom in an ND
Friend: I'm buying a Japanese heated table (kotatsu)
Me:awesome

I want to summon Yuki Nagato from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, she would be awesomly weird, or Osaka from Azumanga Daioh


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PostPosted: Wed 30 Jun, 2010  Reply with quote

Here are what my DC's have said

I'm with a friend in the kitchen. He has made something with a lot of whipcream on. I ate some of the whipcream.
He: Don't eat it like that! You're spreading germs, lick on it instead.
I answered: No, I don't.
Suddenly a crocodile head popped up through the cream. dingy
Crocodile: Is it someone that said germs?
We shook our heads
Crocodile: Have you seen another crocodile?
We shook our heads again.
Crocodile: Well, he has escaped anyway. Be careful! See ya!


Grandma: Many people do mistakes like when your mom fried the video.

TV: The billionaire _______ (insert name) is suspected for murder of his daughter. He and his wife are getting paid for damages because the police can't prove anything. He and his wife are now sitting in their car, smiling.



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PostPosted: Tue 13 Jul, 2010  Reply with quote

This conversation happened a few nights ago. It was about me and a DC were looking at a some airsoft guns.

Me: „No, that gun isn’t so good, it has only 0.5 joules.”
DC: „Ah, I see. 0.5 jezzen.”
Me: „No, Joules!”
DC : „What?”
Me: „They measure the power of those guns with joules”
DC:„That’s impossible, then a real gun would have like 7510 joules!”
Me: „Yes they do!”

The next day I woke up and checked out if this number was accurate. It turns out that it is possible for a real gun. However I couldnt find anything related to that exact amount he said.



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PostPosted: Tue 13 Jul, 2010  Reply with quote

A few nights ago I had a dream where my old teacher kept insulting me in front of the class.

She kept using me in comparisons as if I was dumb. grrr



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PostPosted: Thu 19 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

DC: Maybe I should take a photo of you, cut off your head and put it on a man's body.
Me: Well, I always wanted to be MANLY *flexes*
DC: ???


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PostPosted: Sat 28 Aug, 2010  Reply with quote

In a lucid dream i decided to talk to Mona Lisa.

Me: Mona Lisa you have such a mysterious smile
Mona Lisa: All the better to get some profit off those paintings [She pulls out a painting of her with a sticker that says only $29.99].


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PostPosted: Wed 01 Sep, 2010  Reply with quote

So far the weirdest thing a DC asked me was, "Are you a witch?"
The funny thing is that it did make me wonder.



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PostPosted: Mon 06 Sep, 2010  Reply with quote

Well, I'm looking back through my DJ and finding some funny stuff. Here's some of it:

Me: "Rams for you, rams for me, rams for everyone."

DC who is apparently tallying numbers: 'I'm the tallyman!"

A DC tells me that I had been shot. I look at my chest and see a small scar. No one really cares and it doesn't really hurt anyway.

DC in an ad on TV: "Do you not want to see the truth? Then you need Rika paint."

My mom tells me to prove to myself that I'm dreaming by shattering my stomach [with my mind]. I do so and carry on.

My friend Chrissy as a DC: "I don't care what anyone says, but the secret is cold stuff! Cold stuff!"



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PostPosted: Mon 06 Sep, 2010  Reply with quote

Me and two friends, as DCs, walking on a street and stops outside a small resturant. Suddenly i got very excited and started to point and jump up and down, screaming "look at the cat!". They were all looking but there was no cat, and i was finding it so hilarious that i was just about to fall to the ground because of my extreme laughter when a cat suddenly turns up.
Then i became lucid for a moment but woke up. Me as a DC is often very bisarre, i think.


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PostPosted: Mon 06 Sep, 2010  Reply with quote

ZeRo Bx wrote:
In a lucid dream i decided to talk to Mona Lisa.

Me: Mona Lisa you have such a mysterious smile
Mona Lisa: All the better to get some profit off those paintings [She pulls out a painting of her with a sticker that says only $29.99].

LOL So funny!!!



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