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mattias
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PostPosted: Tue 14 Feb, 2012  Reply with quote

What!? I can't believe it's been that long anyone has posted in this topic! cry I'm sorry folks, but I love this topic very much and it shall not die. Everytime a DC says something weird and I remember it I think of this topic. I just have to share.

So last night I was talking to a group of DC's, telling them not to do drugs lach1 One guy was asking me how to deal with peer pressure and then his next question was:

DC wrote:
"what if... what if..... what if they're like 'I don't want to kiss the life in your mouth!!' ?"


The last part he almost screamed and he was pointing at his lips... eh


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PostPosted: Tue 14 Feb, 2012  Reply with quote

The strangest thing that a DC has said would "Teach me how to lucid dream, teach me, i'll do anything, I just want to learn." I thought that was funny because we were in an LD.


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PostPosted: Tue 14 Feb, 2012  Reply with quote

I had just asked a DC, who in the dream I considered some kind of master, how to deal with really....REALLY...bad habits. He turned to me and, with eyes as wide as saucers, said...

"GEIST!"

When I woke up, didn't really know what it mean...had to go look it up smile



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PostPosted: Tue 14 Feb, 2012  Reply with quote

mattias wrote:
What!? I can't believe it's been that long anyone has posted in this topic! cry I'm sorry folks, but I love this topic very much and it shall not die. Everytime a DC says something weird and I remember it I think of this topic. I just have to share.

So last night I was talking to a group of DC's, telling them not to do drugs lach1 One guy was asking me how to deal with peer pressure and then his next question was:

DC wrote:
"what if... what if..... what if they're like 'I don't want to kiss the life in your mouth!!' ?"


The last part he almost screamed and he was pointing at his lips... eh


LOL!!!! Now that's hilarious :D



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PostPosted: Thu 08 Mar, 2012  Reply with quote

Hahahahahaha, these are hilarious!

Mine isn't really 'funny', but I think it's really cool how it happened. Hope it isn't going off topic.

So basically my first ever proper LD came round' after trying for ages, and it really was a spectacular dream. I had always wanted a first person dream, and I never had them. This was first person, and basically I realized it was a dream and everything began swirling around me in a dark void. No matter whatsoever. As I was floating down toward the ground I heard a really wise, deep, unforgettable voice say: "Oh you're going to take advantage of this aren't you?". As if it were the beginning of something great.

Was awesome smile

EDIT: now that I look back at my DJ

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I sat down near my friend named Doran. Then i dared him to shout as loud as he could. We agreed to both do it. So i said "1, 2, 3" and he didn't do it and i didn't either. Then we did it again and he screamed and i didn't do anything. Then suddenly music started to play. My friend stood up and shouted "MINE". The music was like the music you listen to to help you WILD. I don't remember the next part, but after a while, we were all talking and my friend named Ariel said "id kiss a girl". Then my other friend that i was sitting next to said "well i would get a medal". Then for some reason i said "I would get HALF a medal because it lasts longer and then i can annoy you and say HA HA! MINES BETTER THAN YOURS!" Then everyone looked at me and i felt like i shouldn't have said it."


This one has my clueless:

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After this my friend who was walking with me (Josh) said that his car was gone as well. He started singing and then looked at me and i finished one of the verses, then my attention went back onto my car being stolen and i suddenly thought "Dam you FOFO!"


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We also got a manual which told us how to fly the jet. I thought it was quite funny, laughing out loud in the dream when I realized the driver was reading the manual as he was flying the plane, I said something along the lines of, "Oh, ye, so you're just going to read the manual on how to fly the jet, while you're flying the jet". Although, before we got into the jet I remember telling my friend who chose to get the drink with me, that in case we turned upside down mid-flight, we would need to hold the top of the straw of the drink so nothing fell out.



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PostPosted: Tue 20 Mar, 2012  Reply with quote

A floating iPhone in a ski slope with a deeeep voice:
"Aliens. Priority #3 of the world is to avoid war with Scotland".
Then I awoke, and spent the rest of my day pondering upon this deep, meaningful sentence.


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PostPosted: Mon 26 Mar, 2012  Reply with quote

I don't really remember what DCs say very well. But I had a dream last night, which was kind of lucid and a DC said something somewhat clever, but which also doesn't make sense. The effect is rather lost by not experiencing the dream yourself, because I was in the mind of a man who had taken a drink he was not supposed to take, and was affected by it. He happens to be the father of me and two kids who are my brother and sister in the dream, and his mind shows that he is affected. In what can be best described as a parody of some musical number in an anime series, he sings a sentimental song about being our father. The only lyrics I can remember him singing are: "I am your father, I am your sun." And the "camera" looks at him flying off into the sunlight and then it's just a view of the sun in the sky, ending the music video. Like I said, kind of clever Father-Son/Sun, but also, makes no sense because how can he be my father and son at the same time? That's a bit too "Nicaean creed" for my tastes.

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PostPosted: Wed 18 Apr, 2012  Reply with quote

In an ND the other day a girl DC said to me:
How do you do that magic thing?
I replied, while pointing at my shoes:
That? thats just grass, as I wiped blades of grass of the bottom of my shoe.
She said:
No the helio, helio, uhhhhhh, the heliocentric thing.
I replied.
ohhh, I dont know its hard. and we walked inside together.



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PostPosted: Thu 19 Apr, 2012  Reply with quote

Some DC said this in a dream of mine although I didn't see the person (they were in a different room).
"Lumberjack? More like a lumberjoke!"
Some people started to laugh.



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PostPosted: Thu 19 Apr, 2012  Reply with quote

pistol_pete7 wrote:
Some DC said this in a dream of mine although I didn't see the person (they were in a different room).
"Lumberjack? More like a lumberjoke!"
Some people started to laugh.


I love puns. Dream puns are even better! Usually waaay more... wacky. grin


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PostPosted: Thu 19 Apr, 2012  Reply with quote

"Are you some kind of Flapperjackle?" *Gets randomly hit in the head with soda can*

"Bazookers that was painful in a fun way"


^True Story^


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PostPosted: Thu 19 Apr, 2012  Reply with quote

Last night I was in a LD and there was a guy sitting in front of me. I wanted to talk to DCs and figure out what they represent and stuff.
me: Hi... How are you?
him: Fine....
me: So, what do you mean?
him: *smirks* It's a long story that has a LOT to do with spider monkeys.

I was so confused by what he meant, I woke up because I was not focusing on the dream.(Before the dream I knew basically nothing about spider monkeys, just vaguely that they existed.) I'm still quite confused... I think I might just be messing with myself...


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PostPosted: Thu 26 Apr, 2012  Reply with quote

I had one very early in my sleep cycle. I was in a dark room with a projector screen, like a small theater full of news reporters and analysts. We were watching live footage of a foreign war, and every time an explosion happened on the screen, the room shook. I said aloud,
"how is the buidling shaking?"
DC newsman "what do you mean?"
Me: "last time I checked, I lived in America!" (I said somewhat smart-arse-edly). "How is the building shaking from the bombs exploding in a completely different country?"
DC newsman nods very knowingly while stating: "Sound structural integrity."

That's uh... Kinda contradictory, no?


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PostPosted: Sat 23 Jun, 2012  Reply with quote

Last night, this waitress got really annoyed at me for asking her when our food would be ready. I can't remember exactly what she said, but it was something about how we wouldn't get our food while we were still on the first floor.

I'm pretty sure the first floor was the ONLY floor, though.



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PostPosted: Sat 23 Jun, 2012  Reply with quote

I had a dream where there was a sign in a library that told people who were in groups to sit on wet chairs.

A few days later I was watching a play in a dream. An actor came on stage and said "do not, do not". Then my friend came on stage and said "I grew up in microwave with a pretender."

At one point in a dream a teacher at school announced in a dream that the parent-teacher committee would be having 40 meetings a year, and each would last a minute long.

I'm gonna be trying harder from now on to remember word for word the things my DCs say.



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