“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
Alicia Silverstone
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
Britney Spears
“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.”
Charles De Gaulle
“Although, while I may have control over my actions and effort, I do not have control over the results of those actions.”
-Jet Li
“Happiness is the barometer to define success. If you are enjoying the moment, then that is success.”
-Jet Li
“I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen… and replaced by exact duplicates…”
-Steven Wright
“Pull the pin and count to what?”
-Unknown
“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”
-Unknown
“Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?”
-Unknown
"Theres got to be just more to make then this, or tell me why do we exsist…"Iron Maiden-Infinite Dreams
“This song is about freedom…which should be something familair to you all,…but which sometimes is not”-Bruce Dickenson
“Time will tell…sooner or later…time will tell”-Red Alert
HAVE A NICE DAY!
===Something funny===
Garfield: “I wish i was asleep”
Jon: “you are asleep”
Garfield: “Oh…well that would explain that” (you see garfield standing next to himself sleeping)…OBE
“A person is smart people are stupid” - Agent K (Men In Black)
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”
-Mitch Ratliffe
“You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun” - Al Capone
“Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy” -
Spike Milligan
“You create your own reality - through your thoughts, expectations, desires, and beliefs.” - Seth
“Evil is simply ignorance.” - Seth
“Fear is only looking in the mirror and making faces at oneself.” - Emmanuel
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Many have not been told that birth into a physical world is a death in the spiritual worlds from which they came. Hence most are never aware that death in the physical world is merely a birth into other dimensions of life.” - Jesse Holmes
“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.” - Abraham Lincoln
And some from Albert:
“It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.” - Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein
“You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.” -Albert Einstein
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as if nothing is a miracle, and the other is as if everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
I just wanted to thank all of u guys that are actually putting stuff up in this topic! All of your quotes are really good ! I’m glad u guys are participating ! …Keep 'em coming !!!
“You cannot run, from your own bunghole.”
-Beavis, “Beavis and Butthead do America”
(I know that’s not really the most intellectual quote in all the world, but I think it applies to most of our lives )
“The prince wants your daughter for his wife.” “Well, tell him his wife can’t have her.” - Blackadder III
“When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.” - Woody Allen
“If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music…and of aviation.” - Tom Stoppard
“In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move.” - Douglas Adams
“Time is a game played beautifully by children.” - Heraclitus
“The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they’re alive.” - unknown
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. "
-Douglas Adams
“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”
-Napoleon Bonaparte
“I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
-George Carlin
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
-Mark Twain
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan
And two frighteningly accurate ones…
"The great masses of the people… will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one. "