someone who cuts his own hair, i think…
but i’ll have another look. i might be wrong.
Fabi
Edit: Oh, I see, the other people are not allowed to, cause they’re not barbers…
Oh well, I guess then it is a paradox… 
<---- just like him 
Wait a second… That’s Bertrand Russel, right? 
Fabi
huh? i just saw it in some book… idk 
What happens when an irresistable force meets an immovable object?
Can infinite power destroy infinite power? That’s actually something I was thinking about, but I won’t get into that … 
lmao, Homer on the simpsons asked a similar question when he was on pot…
Now Imagine, when you say power what do you mean. In power do you mean energy. I would like to know more.
one power could still beat the other unless they were invulnerable, which is not necessarily implied in your statement… but I think I know what you mean.
Fabi
Some examples of Zen paradoxes (called koans):
If you want to become whole, let yourself be partial.
You are familiar with the sound of two hands clapping. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Do not tell me. Show me.
Let me take an illustration from a fable. A cow passes by a window. Its head, horns, and the four legs all pass by. Why did not the tail pass by?
What is your original face, the face you had before your parents were born? Again, do not tell me about it. Show me.
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one not to change it.
What happens to my fist when I open my hand?
If a straight line is an infinite circle, then where is its centre?
My joints are so flexible i can clap with one hand…lol no joke!
So i can show you what sound it makes!
Jeff
Yeah, I’m sorry, when I said power I didn’t mean “power” exactly. I should have explained it more cause now that I read it it doesn’t make sense. Power’s not the right word, what I mean to say is, Can an omnipotent being destroy an omnipotent being?
I thought someone would say this before I got here:You are unique.Just like everyone else.
We know they have omnipotent power(having infinite or a great power) but are they invincible? If not then yes, one can die.If not then they would just destroy everything while fighting.
Its called the grandfather paradox. If yuo were to travel back in time, and kill your grandfather before you or your parents were born, that means your parents never exsisted so you couldnt have been born, then you would have never exsisted so how could you travel back in time in the first place?
Well, I’m assuming an omnipotent being would be indestructable, because if he could be destroyed then he wouldn’t be omnipotent, would he?
The Paradox of Chuang-Tzu
Once upon a time, I, Chuang Tzu, dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly. I was conscious only of following my fancies as a butterfly, and was unconscious of my individuality as a man. Suddenly I awoke, and there I lay, myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
bubbleburster: I don’t think butterflies dream, since they are insects 
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Okay, i’m sure everyone have heard this:
The line below, are false
The line above, are true
i wouldn’t really call koans paradoxes since they are “questions” which are meant to help with achieving both enlightenment and to settle the mind for meditation… there are also answers to all of them 
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I don’t know is this classes as a paradox/oxymoron but one of my poems (and one of my online names)
Surrounded Alone.
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Insects have brains, therefore it would be sound to assume they do dream. After all they do sleep. - though no one will ever be able to prove either way hehe, its hard to hook a butterfly upto a EEG to check the brain waves.
it’s also called matricide paradox
you go back in time kill your grandfather, thus ONE of your parents wasn’t born hence you couldn’t have been. therefore you never exsisted to go back in time to kill your grandfather - which means he never died your parent WAS born and therefore SO were you. BUT then you go back in time. - it’s an endless cycle that cannot be broken - known as a causalty loop.
i have a headache now. lol
About that paradox, I’ve heard that there’s a scientifical theory about that if you tried to kill your own grandfater before you were born, any of the nature laws would keep you from killing him. Like, a rock would suddently knock the gun out of your hand or something 
Interesting theory, isn’t it?