was saved by a…
false awakening, and into another dream world filled with
elephants
that eventually metamorphisized into beautifuly coloured butterflies that…
formed a bicameral legislature which now meets daily in…
Leap Day they celebrate…
when i read it sentence to sentence it made some sense, but not as good as the whole story, here it is: (dont stop now 
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The man began to flee, hoping to outrun the herd of hotdogs when he stumbled and fell into the beaver Yup! In it’s huge mouth where the real adventure began he met another man holding a massive tiger with baby teeth but big sharp claws that went for him accidentally cut off his pinky finger although it regenerated into an elephant who had the ability to fly and transmit it’s thoughts, it thought “Am I dreaming?”… it falsely concludes yes because of the odd things which happened when it looked in the mirror: there he decided to dive right in the mirror to see what lied beyond it, but his head collided with the mirror sending shards of glass into the center of his spinal cord just as he thought he was going to die, the elephant that had previously regenerated from his pinky was saved by a false awakening, and into another dream world filled with elephants that eventually metamorphosis into beautifully colored butterflies that formed a bicameral legislature which now meets daily in ld4all.com/forum but only on weekends and Leap Day they celebrate
<DA_MOD>Added the URL. It’s part of the story too ya know! 
After the celebration, the man wasn’t sure what to make of his past. . . .
So his men plugged their ears and rowed after they tied him to the mast.
A bright flash and rumbling explosion was heard from straight above. They all looked above and …
watched
A group of plad colored pigs fly by, then
Bahamut appeared and
exclaimed the Ten Holy Guidelines
one: Thy shalt not
but he was interrupted by a shining white light in the sky which came down and released lots of radioactive isotopes which came alive and…
did a little dance while they
seduced…
A dance to the…
little creature known as Bahamut as he continued his sentence and declared “…shalt not take excessive melatonin! 2. Thou shalt …”