A bright flash and rumbling explosion was heard from straight above. They all looked above and …
watched
A group of plad colored pigs fly by, then
Bahamut appeared and
exclaimed the Ten Holy Guidelines
one: Thy shalt not
but he was interrupted by a shining white light in the sky which came down and released lots of radioactive isotopes which came alive and…
did a little dance while they
seduced…
A dance to the…
little creature known as Bahamut as he continued his sentence and declared “…shalt not take excessive melatonin! 2. Thou shalt …”
ask yourself if you are dreaming. 3. Thou shalt…
not speak… the piercing sound of silence echoed through the universe
…
but then…
Bahamut laughed
and produced a megaflare which…
which filled the world with a magiccal glow of
power and lifted the man up into the air. Then…
he continued announcing the Ten Holy Guidelines telepathically.
"4: Thou shalt …
postith on story gameth boards…ith. Just then…