Ah right…
I suck at dutch grammar 
there is this “dt rule” which says on which word you have to use a “d” “t” or both (dt) at the end of a word. And I keep doing this wrong just because I dont care 
I can learn the rule, but when i’m just typing/writing I wont think of it so I keep making the mistakes 
I aint good in French either… 
for me it’s hard to learn I think, the only thing I find easy to learn are all the words in it which are very close to the English ones 
Wat? Dit is niet het Nederlandse forum? 
KOFSCHIP 
en stam +t
toch niet zo moeilijk?
Tsja, moet het er maar eens goed instampen ofzo, ik denk er nooit bij na en maak daar veel fouten mee. (Ik gebruik nooit dt, d of t doe ik op gevoel wel goed, maar dt niet dus)
That is why we want to learn some Dutch…you could be saying anything 
dt is niets anders dan de stam +t van een woord dat toevallig op een d eindigt.
lopen -> ik loop, jij loopT
worden -> ik word jij wordT 
ezelsbruggetje: als je het niet zeker weet vervang dan het werkwoord door ‘lopen’ en als je dan “loopt” zegt is het dus wordt.
loop jij -> word jij
loopt hij -> wordt hij
moogle: ja we zeggen heel veel geheime dingen, eigenlijk over de geheime take-over van het forum door de nederlanders… pas op, we zijn overal! 
Are all the posts in this forum turning into Dutch? Should I do a RC? 
here are some sites where you can learn dutch online:
mediatheek.thinkquest.nl/~kl044/
homepages.cwi.nl/~steven/spelling.html
gnomjas.nl/html/dutch/ <- dutch online grammar course
veel plezier
thanks Q! I think I better know some for surfing on this forum…
I can see it translated…
"Woah, Charlotte’s so crazy! We should stalk her down and throw eggs at her house "
I better get a dutch Crash corse!
I mean what’s this???
Quote—> ja we zeggen heel veel geheime dingen, eigenlijk over de geheime take-over van het forum door de nederlanders… pas op, we zijn overal!
All I see is “Take-Over”!
Lol, I’ve been looking at the site’s…
Mijn naam is Charlotte.
Ik ben Vijftien. Ik dans.
de soep is
warm.
Yes, the soup IS warm
I really have no idea what I’m saying. But this is fun
Yes, thanks for these useful links. 
I noticed that if you read Dutch without knowing there alphabet, it sounds like backwards english. He, he (no offense).
Okay, dictionary.com’s (just found it and im using it to find out what these damn Dutch are saying MUAHAHAHA!)
translation is as follows:
Either that translator isnt as great as it claims to be, or 
tupid:
LOL Nice translation Neo
Seems like you didn’t find a few words… Lemme help you:
moeilijk = difficult
tsja = well… (it’s a short word like when you say “uhm…” or “oh well…”)
ofzo = or something
“ik denk er nooit bij na en maak daar veel fouten mee.” = I do it without thinking and I make lots of mistakes with that. (I’m not even sure if this is proper English )
dus = so
It should make some sense now
I got; Tsja, do not property ram in it well ofzo, I afterwards never think and go wringed with that many. (I never use dt, d or t does not do good I on feeling, however, but dt therefore)
As well Thank you Mystic for clearing things up
Heres what I got from this…ja we zeggen heel veel geheime dingen, eigenlijk over de geheime take-over van het forum door de nederlanders… pas op, we zijn overal!
Quote–>yes we say a lot of secret solicit, in fact concerning secret take-over of the forum by the Dutch… just, we are everywhere!
Just as I thought!
Good job! Two little remarks though:
“dingen” just means “things”, not “solicit”.
“pas op” = “watch out”; it’s derived from the verb “oppassen”, which means… “to watch out”.
I think we have translated enough:
We now know a conspiricy against the English forum is going on. Oh no, what should we do?!
I was just reading some rules on determining which words are “het” and which are “de”
If there is an e before this and a u before that and a g after that with dit as the proagrebtive then you use het. But if they are blaaaa then use de. Exept for this long list of words that are all exeptions. ehh!!
I think the rules were made up by that person. Its just easier to learn which are het and which are de.
Which, by the way, one is associated with masculine and feminine (“de”) and the other (“het”) is associated with neuter. Does that make the language obey these rules, no!
Funny how “the girl” is neuter, the website says that every thing that actually has a sex follows de.
Tot ziens (Is that right?) 
It is 
stopt DM7 in een klein vierkant doosje
Yes. J’ai un problem!
When using this and that it has to conform to “de” or “het”. But if you don’t know what the object is hen do you use “dit” or “deze”?
it means: puts DM7 in a little square box 