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And many bright white lights in tthe sky, because no one sent them away…

Then the dreamers began to get hungry, because the lucid dream food tasted good but couldn’t nourish their sleeping bodies. So…

they all went in search of the local mc donalds to have a big mac. Unfortunately all the cows where extinct so no more meat. Therefore they had to eat soya burgers.
However

the supply of soya burgers soon ran out, because everyone had been dreaming instead of…

…making them. And the factories like most other buildings were now over grown, and seemed nothing more then vine covered piles of rubble. Furtanatly,…

some ppl had stayed awake all that time and they lived in a small village between the ruins. When they noticed everybody had waken up they…

forced them to eat all that was left - grule. Then even more bright lights appeared and…

The people painicked like Frightened Chikens and…

I had to catch up, you peolpe are very talented and busy :tongue: Check out the story so far, i size it down a little :grin:

The man began to flee, hoping to outrun the herd of hotdogs when he stumbled and fell into the beaver Yup! In it’s huge mouth where the real adventure began he met another man holding a massive tiger with baby teeth but big sharp claws that went for him accidentally cut off his pinky finger although it regenerated into an elephant who had the ability to fly and transmit it’s thoughts, it thought “Am I dreaming?”… it falsely concludes yes because of the odd things which happened when it looked in the mirror: there he decided to dive right in the mirror to see what lied beyond it, but his head collided with the mirror sending shards of glass into the center of his spinal cord just as he thought he was going to die, the elephant that had previously regenerated from his pinky was saved by a false awakening, and into another dream world filled with elephants that eventually metamorphosis into beautifully colored butterflies that formed a bicameral legislature which now meets daily in ld4all.com/forum but only on weekends and Leap Day they celebrate. After the celebration, the man wasn’t sure what to make of his past. So his men plugged their ears and rowed after they tied him to the mast. A bright flash and rumbling explosion was heard from straight above. They all looked above and watched. A group of plad colored pigs fly by, then Bahamut appeared and exclaimed the Ten Holy Guidelines
One: Thy shalt not;
but he was interrupted by a shining white light in the sky which came down and released lots of radioactive isotopes which came alive and did a little dance. While they seduced A dance to the little creature known as Bahamut as he continued his sentence and declared
"…shalt not take excessive melatonin!”
2. Thou shall ask yourself if you are dreaming.
3. Thou shall not speak
The piercing sound of silence echoed through the universe, but then Bahamut laughed and produced a mega flare which filled the world with a magical glow of power and lifted the man up into the air. Then he continued announcing the Ten Holy Guidelines telepathically.

4: Thou shall postith on story gameth boards…ith.
Just then they saw a light in the sky it came down and released lots of deformed kettles that had got a fire in the hole and bailed out which caused them to have gangrene then they transformed into radioactive isotopes which came alive and he stared in disgust at the gangrene radioactive kettles, however continued.
5: Thou shall not mistake the forum for a bathroom
And hastily went onto the next before another light out of the sky appeared. He chanted
6: Thou must keep all avatars 65 x 65 and 6kb max in avatar file size.
Frowning, he continued
7. Thou shall not eat pomento loaf.
8. Thou shall drink peppermint tea daily and
9. Thou shall not say “Thou shall not”
But then suddenly another bright white light from the sky appeared, not to his surprise. He saw… … his mother. “dinner is ready! Will you stop playing and come inside already!”

“yes mum…” bahamut said and with a poof he disappeared.

However; clouds began to cover the sky and from them emerged a very evil looking…
Potato, everyone cowered in fear and the very evil looking potato very evilly said in a very evil looking manner “I’m very evil, and ver evil looking” It started to change colour, the colour was… green because it was ill everyone cheered but then the potato farted it released gas which when you breathe it in it makes you never beable to have a lucid dream again! The gas spread all over the world and the potato said ha but then mad scientist Chero made a formula to counter the effects of this. So he got a giant spray can and filled it with the formula… E=MC2He sprayed it all into the atmosphere and it worked so well that everyone could now lucid dream. So now there was a problem, no body ever wanted to get out of bed, which caused alarm clocks to run out of batteries. And many bright white lights in the sky, because no one sent them away… Then the dreamers began to get hungry, because the lucid dream food tasted good but couldn’t nourish their sleeping bodies. So… they all went in search of the local Mc Donald’s to have a big mac. Unfortunately all the cows where extinct so no more meat. Therefore they had to eat soya burgers.
However the supply of soya burgers soon ran out, because everyone had been dreaming instead of making them. And the factories like most other buildings were now over grown, and seemed nothing more then vine covered piles of rubble. Fortunately,… some people had stayed awake all that time and they lived in a small village between the ruins. When they noticed everybody had waken up they… forced them to eat all that was left - grule. Then even more bright lights appeared and… The people panicked like Frightened Chikens and…

searched for Bahamut’s phone number to ease some of this chaos.

But the frantic search for his phone number created even more chaos. The lights continued to multiply and…

The people flied like frightened chickens. However, the lights were to fast and…

but the lights turned into fluff balls and…

giant cats came to play with them. The people…

…quickly breeded some giant dogs to kill the giant cats, then the people noticed this was there 250th post, then the dogs…

performed a ritual ceremony in celebration of the 250th post, magically turning themselves into cows to solve the macdonald’s problem. However these new cows were…

radioactive! and they were all rotation and spreading out powder sugar around them because…

(oops i meant “rotating”, not “rotation”)

…they thought they were fairies from down bellow however, …

everybody vas very surprised when, two minutes later, the universe was swallowed by a small dog. the end