I remember haing a very odd dream not too long ago…
I am walking around in the living room/kitchen, don’t remember what I was doing. All of the sudden a miniature bear hurls itself in through the kitchen window. The bear proceeds to set the table for me, filling it with various dishes, plates etc. So I’m standing there somewhat puzzled, when I notice the bear forgot to fetch the salad dish. I get angry and start yelling at the bear, shouting out how incompetent it is. "You stupid bear!! AArgh!! "etc. The bear gets so frightened, it runs into the kitchen and hides inside our dishwasher. It even closes the door behind itself.
i dreamt i was an inviscible elf, and other elf soliders were chasing me, but they couldnt see me, so they used the kid elf prince’s to find me (the prince’s were the only ones who could see me)
so i was like in metal gear solid, sneaking around the castle trying to get away from the soliders
In another one Dervish dances came and chalanged me and my brother to a duell, they were girls, and had swords and stuff…we did not, so we had 10 mins to find something to defend ourselves with
oh, and another time i was sitting in my bed with 5-6 friends…and suddenly we hear this music from my dads bedroom next to mine…so we’re like…??? so i can see through the wall, and there is lots of old people dancing to techno and dance music, and haveing the best of times
and then a girl walks out to spy on them in the kitchen, but she gets busted, so there comes this old lady chasing her into my room, and we stand there holding the handle, so she cant some in…
Later i see david letterman show, or jay leno or whatever, and one of my friends sitts there talking about sex with multiple people, and orgasms and stuff
Once the walls in my bathroom where bleeding . Then I woke up and walked to the bathroom and they started bleeding again and I got lucid and woke up and went to the bathroom again. But this time IRL.
i remember in one dream i had a while ago i was chasing an old lady with the rocket launcher from ut 2004, trying to get a lock on her. i didn’t get that though, cause the whole chase was in an abandoned office building. the weird part is that i happened again, and again. the last time, i had like 4 pistols, and then i got in to a dark room, and there she was, just standing there with a evil look on her face. i pulled the trigger, but the gun i was holding was empty, cause i used the bullets up during the chase. then she started breaking my arm, and i woke up.
in another, i was in this huge mansion, that was laid out like a maze, and was fighting some scary guy, i was using a gun that looked like a rocket launcher when laying on the ground, but was some sort of plasma cannon. it was a good gun, but slow as hell to reload. in the end, the bad guy won. i was trapped in a room with two ways out, and he was covering them both. he said i could choose how to die, by which way i try to escape. i then made time go really fast for a while, hoping someone would show up and distract the guy, but no one showed up. then the dream ended.
I’ve had some bizzare dreams. This one is more of a nightmare than anything, but nonetheless quite strange.
OK so my friend Angelo comes into my class and gives a presentation on ‘theses’. However this is not in the sense of what the word means. In this case, a thesis was something to the effect of, when you reach an age of maturity, you’re supposed to proclaim your belief that there are two levels higher than God…
Also one of these gods was some sort of shaker made of wood. I saw a brief computer-like image of what it looked like.
Ok, so in my dream, I was supposed to be a little kid, so I decided to do a thesis, thinking I was mature enough. Well it turns out I wasn’t, so whenever I did or said anything immature I would feel a pain in my side.
Finally I got so sick of it that I prayed to God to ‘abort’ my thesis so to speak. Then my dream ended.
I’ve had dreams where I was running from playful lions, I locked myself in my room and began to piss on the walls, bed, clothes…and it just kept coming…
Being a part of an alien/human intergallactic war, sitting in a spacecraft while having 100000 alien spaceships firing plasmaguns towards you is pretty odd, but beautifull. ^-¨
I had a strange one last week. The beginning of it was pretty normal but the end was freaky.
I was in a parking lot and there was a couple having sex on the pavement about 20ft away from me. I watching them, and I suddenly realize that the woman (who was on the bottom) is dead. The man stands up and has an enormous erection. But it wasn’t a normal penis; it was an alien that had attached it to the man. It had a mouth with lots of little pointed teeth and had eaten the woman’s insides during sex. I pulled a 38 revolver out of thin air and shot the guy in the chest. The “alien penis” detached from the man and tried to run away. A female scientist, wearing a lab coat, grabbed it and put in a cage with a bunch of other alien penises.
. Then I woke up and walked to the bathroom and they started bleeding again and I got lucid and woke up and went to the bathroom again. But this time IRL.
