Heh, I was actually contemplating starting my own thread like this, but this is just as good.
I find I hear the funniest comments when just falling asleep or attempting WILD. I call them HI ramblings, as they are basically silly pieces of hypnagogic imagery. I have a whole collection of them, but I’ll share my most recent ones for now:
A mime dancing around with a VERY high-pitched voice: Shocking bells
Shocking bells
Shocking bells. *Really, you don’t say!
Lady in a comic strip with a bright red scarf: Whew! After that dead goon rag.
Unknown imagery: By suffering of unsufferable sanity.
Few months ago when i bought a philosophical book, i had ND where i was reading the same book. And i remembered one line (what is not actually in the real book): “My metaphor makes me glad”
I said “This is like one of my dreams” when my Spanish teacher ran out the classroom to look for the “racism” at the school. “Oh my gosh, this is something that would happen in my dreams.” I say when she brings in three dancers and starts doing piques across the floor.
How stupid can I get? (then again this was several months ago, hopefully I’ve grown to recognize my dreamstates since then )
I was apparently the engineer of a train, and I was moving along the tracks, when another train was coming on the same track on a collision course, and I say surreally:
I once read in a book:
“Karsh: The MOST appable”
An old man told me:
“When men are left alone, they die”
Waiting in a line at a themepark for the “Ice Klown King” ride:
“I really wish I’d brought my camera, I must eat this place”
I was a policeman when I was told by someone who wanted a member of their family killed:
“Now you must understand, Jam needs his sauce to be happy.”
Official men in suits chasing me with guns. Getting away in friends car when it dies out. He tells me something which I took as a wise old proverb:
“Y’know what they say… If you press a rose too hard, it crumbles.”
the other night i was living with amish people and i walked over to this girl and said:
“good marrow fair lady i feel as dandy as peas and apples when the sun does not shine through the clouds”
Well this isnt anything big but ill share it anywho
B4 i do ill need to tell u guys about a previous dream that i had couple months ago where i saw a totally odd shaped abstract bridge…and i mean AbStraCt.
So the several nights ago i c another odd shaped bridge and acctually say: “Ive seen this bridge in my dream b4” …or something similar or along those lines. I only realized later in the day after waking up what a completely good oportunity of getting lucid i missed … o well maybe next time [/i]
I did a RC on some text which failed so I asked the person with me “Is it possible that this is a dream?” to which she replied “Not unless it’s next week.”.
I once was deadly ill after being bit by a water creature… Later that dream i got a letter from the doctor that was supposed to tell me how serious it was, and so on… What is also said was this: “you are dreaming”
In some other non lucid dream, some dreamgirls said that i could do whatever i wanted with them, cause they were all a part of my imagination. My reply was: Yeah right… doh